Hey people! This is my first FanFic, so I would like any pointers, corrections, comments, and really any thing to help this story along! Enjoy!
"Principal I-"
"Percy!" Principal Nelson yelled at me sternly, "You of all people should know fighting is not allowed on school property!" And I probably should, considering this being the 7th time I've been here, I thought dryly. "Percy! Percy, are you listening to me young man?"
"Yes" She looked at me sternly. "Sorry, yes ma'am"
"Don't get smart with me adolescent boy!" Great… now she's going to go lecture me on how to behave and how "bad" I've been. I mean seriously, the kids were being punks. I did them a favor. "No matter how hard I try to force this tiny concept into your brain of…"
"Not fighting Principal Nelson? Because I remember them starting it. So, why aren't you talking with them?" I questioned, "After all, they threw the first stone. I simply threw it back harder" I started with a cool stare.
"Yes you did Percy, and now one more fight, and you're expelled from High School!" Nelson ramped on," Already you are suspended from school for a couple of days. Use that time to think about your mistakes. In the mean time, I will call your parent"
"Ok, Principal N, I'll some day learn to not stick up for myself and let others push me around" I replied sarcastically. I stood up, picked up my bags and left. Sure this would bite me in the butt later on, but I said it anyway, "Principal Nelson?"
"Yes?"
"If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents." I shot at her cheekily. I ran out the door and chuckled to myself when she started screaming bloody murder.
As I rounded the corner of the school, I pulled up my Hoodie, put in my earbuds searched for a song and pressed play. Ahh, music… what would I do without you! Man, Nelson is a complete freak. She always yells, but its quite funny when she does, cause you can see her 3 chins wobbling. I wonder what she would do if I hit them and said "Practicing my moves on a punching bag, 1,2,3, HIAAA! That would be pretty funny to see.
As I turn on my street, I see my step-dad Gabe smirking. "What's up half-pint, can't stay out of a fight can you huh? Surprised you landed a punch with those twigs of yours" Gabe sneered.
"Hey Gabe? Can you see that tree over there? Can you see how hard its working to produce oxygen for your fat lungs to breathe? No, you probably can't with that horrible vision of yours, well it is, and its working hard. I think you should apologize to it for wasting all that work on you"
"Come here you little punk, how about I just tape your mouth and nose shut so you can't breathe? Hows that?"
"Wow Gabe! That was almost three sentences!" I remarked. Wow, look at his face, if it gets any redder, it will explode… I wish it does.
"You know kid, I had a thought, I thin-"
"A thought crossed your mind?" I interrupted him, " Must have been a long and lonely journey."
"SHUT UP KID!" Gabe shouted, walking up to me.
"Say it, don't spray it…"
At this point my mom came outside to see our little word battle. She looked outside, saw Gabe about to hit me, when she shouted "Gabe, control yourself! And Percy, come inside we need to talk."
I walked past Gabe still seething with anger, and whispered "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!" I walked through the door and hugged my mom. "Sorry about that mom, but he is such a-"
"Shhh, he's alright" I raise an eyebrow, she sighs, "Ok, maybe not, but did you have to hit those boys? Its the 7th time now, and we can't afford to sent you some where else. Come on, just calm down, we will be going camping while you are suspended from school. We will leave in one hour, ok?"
"Ok, mom, I'll be ready" I sigh, "Wait, will Gabe be coming?"
"No, of course not, now get going"
I go to my room and start to dig around my closet for something to pack, that does not have any Gabe sent on it. Nope,nope, again, NOPE! Wow, what did that overweight sumo to to my stuff?! As I pick up a shirt, I gag and almost throw up, What the hell happened to my stuff? It smells like farts and axe spray all mixed up to form a-a-a…. ugh… And I passed out.
I wake up to my mom with two bags, one for me and one for herself. "Mom, what happened? It smells like a zombie just crapped itself in my room…"
"Percy", My mom says, "None of those words in my house, ok?"
"Ok Mom" Just as things start to get get better, Gabe walks in and the sent returns, "Oh, Oh God please no! Have mercy on my poor nose, please…." I plead.
Gabe sees me and smirks, "God won't save you here prissy, its hell in here, and what are you packing Sally, remember, you have to cook for my buddies tonight" Gabe asks angrily.
"We are leaving for a camping trip, so cook for yourself, dim-wit." I answer in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Uh-huh, how are you getting there? hmm?" He asked
"We are walking, stubby"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME PUNK?!"
"Stubby. If you don't like it, eat less, smoke less, breathe less, and I'll think about calling you something else, like pear man or blubber butt" I reply cheekily. "So, goodbye Stubby!" and walked out the door with my mother close behind.
Ok! well that was... fun. I hope it was ok, and not horrible. I need some help though, who should Percy's Patron be? Hestia, Apollo, Hades, Zeus, Hera, Aphrodite, Poseidon, Athena, Hermes, Ares, Demeter, Dionysus, Hephaestus, Artemis, Hecate, Nemesis! I cant choose! If I missed any or you have your own, just message me or comment!
Always
-TimelessFate
