There once was a man named Johnny who lived a life of Misery. Today was the day of the Macy's Day Parade, a day Johnny calls a Deadbeat Holiday. Why is that? Well that's what I will tell you. One day Johnny was walking through a local Macy's story when this Jackass walked up to him with his "gang" and punched him because he was a Minority.

"Hold On." Johnny said to the man. I'm not just going to sit here like a Castaway letting people like you make fun of me. I am Warning you, leave now, or things will get ugly, you bunch of Fashion Victims. Well, what are you Waiting for?"

The gang took this as a challenge. They each took turns using Johnny as a punching bag. Since this was around the time of racism, Johnny was used to beatings. When they were done, they walked away, claiming they had to leave because they always go to Church On Sunday.

"They're gunna need alot more then Church to relive them of their sins." Johnny chuckled to himself. "Maybe give them some Blood, Sex and Booze." And with that, Johnny got up, and walked away. Ever since then, the Macy's Day Parade has reminded Johnny of that terrible beating he endured that one day at Macy's.