I don't own Naruto.

This is my first ever published fanfiction.

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Sakura froze. Before her lay the most fear S class criminal organisation in the history of shinobi. The akatsuki, looking like they had been through a hurricane and back. All were unconscious except the mass murder, Itachi Uchiha and the Iwa terrorist Deidara. The Uchiha coughed up some blood while Deidara tried desperately to wake up the other members. Sakura quickly ran back to the village and soon returned to the akatsuki members with a team of ANBU. Kisame, Zetsu and Pein were awake by this time groaning at the thought of a fight.

The ANBU were slightly shocked at what was going on but no the less managed to march them to the gates of Konaha. Pein holding Konan gently in his arms while Zetsu carried Hidan and Kakuzu, who were still unconscious. The blonde bomber aided Tobi with Sasori slung over Kisame's shoulder not far away. A quick discussion with the shinobi at the gate the ANBU pushed the criminals through the gates. As they were marched through Konaha the villagers threw rotten food at them, one hitting the potty mouthed zealot and successfully waking him.

"What the f**k? We got f**king caught, didn't we?" Zetsu gave a small nod before placing him down on the ground.

"What a load of Bull s**t. Stupid f**king s**t bag of a organisation."

"Oh shut up Hidan, Un!" murmured the blonde.

"MAKE ME B***H!"

"HIDAN SHUT THE F**K UP YOU USELESS LOUD MOUTH IDOL WORSHIPPING S**TBAG!" yelled the now awake Konan shutting Hidan up.

The akatsuki could only stare at Konan who was now walking alongside them with a faint limp. A few rocks hit Itachi square across the face knocking him down where he began coughing up large amounts of blood. Kisame ran to his aid dropping Sasori on Hidan in the process, Hidan was caught off guard and fell to the ground the puppeteers 'wings' embedded into his chest. With this the crowd stopped the pelting, cheering at the fallen akatsuki, who began swearing his normally colourful language cause a tons of stares and gasps. Pein helped Hidan up, removing Sasori from him and carrying the puppeteer to avoid incident. Kisame was aiding Itachi shielding him from the villagers. Finally they were lead to a holding cell, they were searched and put in separate cells. Soon Sasori, Kakuzu and Tobi woke up cause the normal chaos that the akatsuki have to deal with.

"Deidara-Senpai!"

"Yes Tobi? Un."

"What happened? I thought Sasori-senpai, Hidan-san, Kaku-san, Senpai-san, Ita-san and Leader-Sama died."

"I CAN'T F**KING DIE!"

"But you can apparently be buried in a hole."

"SHUT THE F**K UP ITACHI!….wait! YOU PEOPLE KNEW WHERE I F**KING WAS THE WHOLE F**KING TIME AND DIDN'T F**KING GET ME OUTTA THERE!"

"SHUT UP HIDAN! OR ELSE YOU WILL FACE 72 HOURS OF PAPERCUTS AND I WILL FEED YOU TO ZETSU!"

"I need to copyright the 72 hours thing."

"Please don't use me in threats. Besides even if Hidan was the last source of food on the earth, I wouldn't eat him"

"Geez Zetsu. I don't know whether to be feel complimented, insulted or just grossed out"

"I would go for the first one. Unless you're a some sort of masochist."

"Could a immortal that loves pain and stabs himself in the name of some god not be a masochist?"

"SHUT IT YOU F**KING FISHFACE!"

"I'm a shark."

"...…Whatever. Anyway if you guys knew where I was. WHY DIDN'T F**KING DIG ME OUT?"

"We knew you were down a hole somewhere around Konaha. Not where the hole was."

"You could have f**king told me sooner Itachi."

"Anyway, Un. Tobi, I can't believe I'm saying this, has a point. How are we alive?"

Murmurs of "I don't know" answered the blonde bomber.


Ok I need Ideas on what gonna happen next.

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