One graceful day you're walking on a path and you look at the sky and sigh, you see Eragon on the same path as you. You go up to him and ask him how long he's had a crush on Arya. By this time you should see him blushing and then you carry on your way.

The next day which is April fools day you see Eragon on a high up ledge thinking well no doubt he is thinking of Arya so you go up to him and tell him that Saphira went to get Arya. A couple minutes later Saphira swoops in with Murtagh on her back and Murtagh complains why he is here.

Later on take him to a family reunion and bring a tribe of urgels come instead and by this time Eragon should be very peeved.

Next send a letter to Eragon saying that Murtagh is devoted to being Galbitorix's hand servant. Go up to Eragon and told him that Saphira went on a blind date with thorn. He should be very confused by this time.

Hire an interior designer and tell him to make it look just like Galbitorix's worst bathroom. One night while Eragon is asleep and dye his hair pink and give him soft bunny slippers pink are the best choice. Get him away for the day and this is what you do buy some Barbie wall paper and make sure it's girly pink got it.

Go to his house and tell him that Arya finally said yes to his proposal that he has been going on for years and have go and prep the baby room. This is one definite way to annoy Eragon ok so you tell him that Galbitorix is dating Arya and also tell him that Durza is too.

Get him put in jail and lock him in and throw away the key and have Durza in the same cell as him and watch him throw a fit. Next go and find him and show him some time lines and show him that Durza is his mother. With a walky talky and the receiver under his bed and have him have a dream were the Razac are having tea in pink little two-twos and when he wakes up ask him if he had a bad dream in shnooky whooky voice.

After all that walk with him on the same path that you met on and cross your figures behind your back and tell that you are sorry and have Brom come and have Eragon see Brom with a mullet.

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