"I'm Canada…" Matthew said.

"Oh… Canada…" Prussia shrugged off the response with a laugh. It wasn't the first time that Gilbert has done this. Canada was getting really tired of him. Tomorrow was karaoke night for all the countries. That would be a nice time to get back at Gilbert and all the other countries for forgetting him.

"I'll make you remember my name then… all of you…"

Karaoke night was almost over. Francis and England were drunk. Prussia and Germany were finishing their song, "Deutschland", which they sounded pretty good. Even though it was in German and most of the other Countries didn't understand a word they were saying.

When they finished, Alfred, this night's host, announced, "Okay dudes! Karaoke night is over! Clap for your win-"

"I'VE GOT A SONG TO SING!" Canada shouted as he got on stage. Alfred gave him a surprised look and nodded. He than looked over at the crowd of also surprised countries.

"Ladies and gentleman, we've got one more singer! His name is… uh…" Matthew just held out his hand and motioned for Alfred to give him the microphone.

He walked over to the computer and typed in a song. He than walked over to the center of the stage. "My name is Matthew Williams. My country's name is Canada. And I'm right on top of America. This is a song that will explain everything to you."


"I told this guy where I was from

He said, 'Oh… Canada'

Kind of laughs it off.

Real funny, huh?

-Gilbert's face was slowly turning red-

Yeah, uh. Come on

One, two. Mic check: One, two. Yeah

Uh, yeah.

From the Land of the lost,

Trans-Canada cross.

Patriotic with my honor

With my hand on my heart

From the greatest of lakes

To the greenest of greens

To the rockiest mountains

And everything in between

Oh, oh. Oh, Canada

Oh, you no fan of us?

'Cause our movie and TV shows are so amateur?

Yeah, we laugh it off

That don't really bother me

Look we ain't serious

Unless we really gotta be.

Humorous attitude like Kidz in the Hall

Or Jim Carry, Mike Myers

Hell we claim'n 'em all

It's the Great White North

Home of the funniest actors

The butt of the joke with an abundance of laughter

The red and white flag

Keep it high keep it visual

People say Canada and get stereotypical

Think we finish every sentence with 'Buddy' or 'Bye.'

And if it ain't that

It's either 'dude', 'eh', or 'guy'

Canadaka, eh

Yeah, we considerate people

And smok'n marijuana,

-The whole room held their breath. Nobody ever said that word in front of Alfred. EVER. But the American was too stunned to realize what the Canadian had said.-

We consider it legal

Still doin rap like the 1990's

But that's how we like it

Off-timed and grimy

I know where I'm from and I told you before

North of America, hard to ignore

Every time I go away, I'll tell 'em for sure

I'm from Canada

Oh-oh-oh Canada

Oh Canada

Oh- oh- oh Canada

I'm from Canada

Oh- oh- oh Canada

-Some of the countries started cheering-

When Class makes a sick beat

We call it a classic

-The Canadian smirked and walked over to his brother-

I've been around the world and heard the confusion

Honestly, a lot of y'all are ignorant and stupid

Yes we've got microwaves, TVs, and telephones

Unintelligent fuck.

We invented the telephone.

We made Yahtzee, the light bulb, hockey

And bred the best players:

Gretzky and Cosby

We all got at least one drinking buddy

And after one drink, all of us think were funny

-Matthew winked at Russia who smiled in return. To which everyone gasped to. They didn't know that Matthew could drink vodka. And with RUSSIA?! NO WAY!-

Our national mascots a damn beaver

Oh Canada we love our beaver

Home of Hell's Angels and R.C.M.P

Home of Gordon Lightfoot and SCTV

The underground railroad

George St. Pierre, right here's where he called home

Our health care system, y'all know it's free

Keep our girls banging with a mouth of teeth

-France started going 'HonHonHon' and got his in the head with China's frying pan-

I won't even get into the music industry

They say hip-hop is dead,

Nah! It's up North with me!

I could do this all day, its part of my routine

But supper's almost done, and tonight-

Poutin!

I know where I'm from and I told you before

North of America, hard to ignore

Every time I go away, I'll tell 'em for sure

I'm from Canada

Oh-oh-oh Canada

Oh-oh-oh Canada

-Matthew walked over to Gilbert with a huge smile on his face-

I'm from Canada

So sometimes words come out of my mouth like this

Get used to it!


Everyone in the room gave Matthew a standing ovation. Even Austria, who is normally against rap music, shouted up to the Canadian. "Well done!"

"Ve~ Canada! Let's have pasta together sometime!"

"I would like to visit your home some time Canada-san."

"Let's get together for some vodka later, da?"

"Countries of the world!" Everyone watched as Alfred pulled Matthew onto the stage. "I give you our winner- MATTHEW WILLIAMS- CANADA!"

The whole room cheered a frenzy. Nobody would forget the name Matthew Williams-or Canada- for a very, very, long time.


This was a fan-fic was based on two songs. the main one was Oh... Canada by Classified You can watch it on youtube here:

/watch?v=9gd1FDZ_kRM

The song that Prussia and Germany were singing can be found on youtube here :

/watch?v=qB6H1lv7us8&list=PLCYH1chQkXL7qO40-0qUFE-5l5bMpGYkN&index=7&feature=plpp_video

I hoped you liked it guys! I wrote this because I noticed that there were plenty of song-fics about "Canadian, Please", but none for "Oh... Canada". So I wrote this. It's 12:48 where I live right now... I shouldn't of drunken that tea... ANYWAYS! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT! THIS IS MY FIRST- AND PROBABLY LAST- SONG-FIC!