"I'm Canada…" Matthew said.
"Oh… Canada…" Prussia shrugged off the response with a laugh. It wasn't the first time that Gilbert has done this. Canada was getting really tired of him. Tomorrow was karaoke night for all the countries. That would be a nice time to get back at Gilbert and all the other countries for forgetting him.
"I'll make you remember my name then… all of you…"
Karaoke night was almost over. Francis and England were drunk. Prussia and Germany were finishing their song, "Deutschland", which they sounded pretty good. Even though it was in German and most of the other Countries didn't understand a word they were saying.
When they finished, Alfred, this night's host, announced, "Okay dudes! Karaoke night is over! Clap for your win-"
"I'VE GOT A SONG TO SING!" Canada shouted as he got on stage. Alfred gave him a surprised look and nodded. He than looked over at the crowd of also surprised countries.
"Ladies and gentleman, we've got one more singer! His name is… uh…" Matthew just held out his hand and motioned for Alfred to give him the microphone.
He walked over to the computer and typed in a song. He than walked over to the center of the stage. "My name is Matthew Williams. My country's name is Canada. And I'm right on top of America. This is a song that will explain everything to you."
"I told this guy where I was from
He said, 'Oh… Canada'
Kind of laughs it off.
Real funny, huh?
-Gilbert's face was slowly turning red-
Yeah, uh. Come on
One, two. Mic check: One, two. Yeah
Uh, yeah.
From the Land of the lost,
Trans-Canada cross.
Patriotic with my honor
With my hand on my heart
From the greatest of lakes
To the greenest of greens
To the rockiest mountains
And everything in between
Oh, oh. Oh, Canada
Oh, you no fan of us?
'Cause our movie and TV shows are so amateur?
Yeah, we laugh it off
That don't really bother me
Look we ain't serious
Unless we really gotta be.
Humorous attitude like Kidz in the Hall
Or Jim Carry, Mike Myers
Hell we claim'n 'em all
It's the Great White North
Home of the funniest actors
The butt of the joke with an abundance of laughter
The red and white flag
Keep it high keep it visual
People say Canada and get stereotypical
Think we finish every sentence with 'Buddy' or 'Bye.'
And if it ain't that
It's either 'dude', 'eh', or 'guy'
Canadaka, eh
Yeah, we considerate people
And smok'n marijuana,
-The whole room held their breath. Nobody ever said that word in front of Alfred. EVER. But the American was too stunned to realize what the Canadian had said.-
We consider it legal
Still doin rap like the 1990's
But that's how we like it
Off-timed and grimy
I know where I'm from and I told you before
North of America, hard to ignore
Every time I go away, I'll tell 'em for sure
I'm from Canada
Oh-oh-oh Canada
Oh Canada
Oh- oh- oh Canada
I'm from Canada
Oh- oh- oh Canada
-Some of the countries started cheering-
When Class makes a sick beat
We call it a classic
-The Canadian smirked and walked over to his brother-
I've been around the world and heard the confusion
Honestly, a lot of y'all are ignorant and stupid
Yes we've got microwaves, TVs, and telephones
Unintelligent fuck.
We invented the telephone.
We made Yahtzee, the light bulb, hockey
And bred the best players:
Gretzky and Cosby
We all got at least one drinking buddy
And after one drink, all of us think were funny
-Matthew winked at Russia who smiled in return. To which everyone gasped to. They didn't know that Matthew could drink vodka. And with RUSSIA?! NO WAY!-
Our national mascots a damn beaver
Oh Canada we love our beaver
Home of Hell's Angels and R.C.M.P
Home of Gordon Lightfoot and SCTV
The underground railroad
George St. Pierre, right here's where he called home
Our health care system, y'all know it's free
Keep our girls banging with a mouth of teeth
-France started going 'HonHonHon' and got his in the head with China's frying pan-
I won't even get into the music industry
They say hip-hop is dead,
Nah! It's up North with me!
I could do this all day, its part of my routine
But supper's almost done, and tonight-
Poutin!
I know where I'm from and I told you before
North of America, hard to ignore
Every time I go away, I'll tell 'em for sure
I'm from Canada
Oh-oh-oh Canada
Oh-oh-oh Canada
-Matthew walked over to Gilbert with a huge smile on his face-
I'm from Canada
So sometimes words come out of my mouth like this
Get used to it!
Everyone in the room gave Matthew a standing ovation. Even Austria, who is normally against rap music, shouted up to the Canadian. "Well done!"
"Ve~ Canada! Let's have pasta together sometime!"
"I would like to visit your home some time Canada-san."
"Let's get together for some vodka later, da?"
"Countries of the world!" Everyone watched as Alfred pulled Matthew onto the stage. "I give you our winner- MATTHEW WILLIAMS- CANADA!"
The whole room cheered a frenzy. Nobody would forget the name Matthew Williams-or Canada- for a very, very, long time.
This was a fan-fic was based on two songs. the main one was Oh... Canada by Classified You can watch it on youtube here:
/watch?v=9gd1FDZ_kRM
The song that Prussia and Germany were singing can be found on youtube here :
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I hoped you liked it guys! I wrote this because I noticed that there were plenty of song-fics about "Canadian, Please", but none for "Oh... Canada". So I wrote this. It's 12:48 where I live right now... I shouldn't of drunken that tea... ANYWAYS! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT! THIS IS MY FIRST- AND PROBABLY LAST- SONG-FIC!
