Random Wolf's Rain Crap
Disclaimer-I don't own Wolf's Rain or any of the characters, but I wish I did. What joy I would bring to their world grins
Kiba: DAMNIT, I'M HUNGRY! BUT THAT ASS TOBOE HAD TO STEAL MY FRENCH FRIES!
Tsume:
Stop complaining Kiba I'm a big show off so I have to gloat in your
face that I once went a month without eating under a full moon.
Tsume: Don't mind me staring into space like a retard all of the time too.
Toboe:
SHUT THE FUCK, BOTH OF YOU! Damn, you get on my nerves. And don't you
complain you bastard; those were never YOUR French fries!
Hige: I love you all! Give me a hug!
Kiba: I'll let you hug me only if I can eat you
Hige: I'm a stupid runt.. Why do you all make fun of me? I'm just like you guys. I put my pants on one leg at a time.
Tsume: Only I don't wear pants.
Toboe: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Kiba: That's right Tsume, cause I ate your pants
Tsume: I love you all so much! I'm really gay... Please don't tell Cheza, or Blue.
Tsume: Oh fuck! I hope Hige didn't hear me say Blue...
Kiba: DUDE! BACK OFF! BLUE'S MINE! SHE TOLD ME!
Tsume: You only wish.
Hige: Leave my Blue the fuck alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsume: What the hell just happened here?
Kiba: What the..?
Toboe: Let's all hug!
Tsume: Go to hell runt.
Hige: I'm HUNGRRRY!!!!!!!!!!!
Toboe: ME TOOOOOOOOO
Tsume: You're all dumb fucks...
Toboe: gasps at Tsume HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT, TSUME?
Tsume: Shut up you gay piece of shit..
Tsume: I can say it because I can.
Hige: FOOOD!
Kiba: points Hige over towards...a garbage can
Hige: FFFFFOOOOODDDD!!!!! Eats, then attacks and eat Toboe
Tsume: Finally! I knew that fat ass would do something good for once.
Toboe: No! Is this my punishment I get for killing granny?
Blue: stands there, staring a them, kinda scared looking
Tsume: No, this is your punishment for being gay
Tsume: Go away dog
Kiba: eyes Tsume How'd you know Toboe is gay?
Tsume: Can't you tell? I mean look at him and listen to what he says.
Kiba: Well, I can't...Hige ate him
Tsume: True, your gay too.
Tsume: I'm the only straight wolf here. You all probally have aids...
Kiba: ...Careful Tsume, your ego is showing
Tsume: Least I have one.
Kiba: Well, we can see that
Tsume: Kills Kiba, Hige, Blue and everyone else
Tsume: Then burns them
Tsume: Your all dead! Only me now!
And well, this little story stops here folks. Why? Cause Tsume killed the characters, burned them, and only left himself. He rules the world, damn, what a scary thought. So, um, the end? Or is it? Well, it really is the end of this, cause they're like, all dead except for Tsume and um, yeah. ZE END
P.S- I know it was short, damnit, but my and I wrote it quickly, in like, 15 minutes.
