Alas, we spot Jack Sparrow again drifting along the seas heading to where our old flourish and where the world's rudest drivers reign, other wise known as Florida, well probably until a couple hundred years or so. He paddles and paddles. Paddles. More swish swashing of water. Oooh! Something interesting. A fish! Look at the cute little fishy! It has tiny little fins and a small nose. Wait, do fish have noses?
Anyway, Barbosa is somewhere on the other end of the world and no one cares about him since he spits when he eats apples. He has issues.
Well, both are looking for the fountain of youth, may be too late for Barbosa though. As they paddle and eat apples, the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth is learning how to drive.
"Hi! Would you like to learn how to drive?" driving instructor man said.
"Uhh," Pale Man said.
"Okay, let's go in the car!" driving instructor man said.
Now the Pale Man, who had eyes on his palms, not head, struggled into the car. When he set his hand/eyes on the steering wheel, driving instructor man put the key into the ignition and they drove off. Since the Pale Man's eyes where on his hands, he could not see.
"I can't see!" Pale Man said. He took off his eye/hands from the wheel to finally get a glimpse, but the instructor said he had to put his hands on ten and two. They crashed two seconds later at a 7-11. Two seconds later, two people died and a Twinkie was crushed.
Umm. Jack is of the coast of future Miami. Barbosa is grumbling about how he lost his map and how his love life died, and how he died, and all that.
I'm bored. If you are reading this, you must copy and paste this story 1,000,000,000 times to any website or your car will blow up in ten seconds! Quick!
I'm bored again. A car alarm just alarmed.
Heh. I'm bored again
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I bet that freaked you out!
Jack's near the fountain now after many death-defying stunts. Sorry I didn't write about that.
Jack is a drunk hobo that can't seem to get a grip to either love someone or drink rum.
Okay here's the rest: Jack finds the treasure, treasure has curse, Jack fights curse, curse fight back, Elizabeth, Will, and the mates find him and help him, they get trapped, trapped gets trapped after trapped by a trap, then they escape from the trapped trapped and kill the curse which comes to haunt them some other day.
The end.
