I was bored in English class, so here. BTW, RingoStarr'sGreaserBird379 helped with this, so go check out her story
The Beatles and Eppy at the mall.
EPPY: Boys, please stay together. Don't want you getting lost. Where are we going first?
JOHN: GUITAR STORE!
RINGO: BUILD-A-BEAR!
GEORGE: FOOD COURT!
PAUL: VICTORIA'S SECRET! Umm…I mean…umm…
JOHN: I always knew he was a girl.
GEORGE: So you haven't been gay all along…
JOHN: Shut up, Geo.
EPPY: Oh. My. God. This is going to be a long day.
PAUL: I am not a girl!
GEORGE: orly now? (lifts one eyebrow)
PAUL: I don't have tits!
JOHN: He's got a point…
PAUL: I needed to go to Victoria's Secret so that I can get some stuff for Jane, thank you very much!
EPPY: Wait, guys, where's Ringo?
JOHN: Build-A-Bear.
PAUL: It's like he has a brain of a 5-year-old.
GEORGE: Well, you have a brain of a female, so I wouldn't talk.
PAUL: I already told you, I. Am. Not. A. Girl.
JOHN: Why don't you tell your female brain what you think?
PAUL: YOU'RE IN ON IT TOO?!
JOHN: C'mon Paulie, it's funny.
GEORGE: HAHA! 'Paulie' makes him sound even more feminine!
PAUL: Shut up, Geo.
EPPY: Ringo! Thank god you're back!
RINGO: BUILD-A-BEAR IS SO GEAR!
JOHN: And this is why I get the birds…
PAUL: I get birds too!
GEORGE: I'm sure you'd rather get the men…
PAUL! FOR THE LAST TIME, I. AM. NOT. A. GIRL.
JOHN: Probably has his period.
EPPY: I knew we shouldn't have come here. We should've just stayed ho- JOHN! STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE YOUNG UNDERAGED WOMEN!
JOHN: But why, Eppy? I'm irresistible. (winks)
GEORGE: Am I the only normal one?
ALL: SHUT UP GEO!
RINGO: Johnny! I made a panda bear for you, and I named it John, because it reminded me of you!
JOHN: That's nice, Ringo.
RINGO: And Paul! I made a chipmunk and named it Paulie!
PAUL: Why a chipmunk?
GEORGE: Well, for starters, your cheeks…
JOHN: Your voice…
GEORGE: your teeth…
JOHN: Your nose…
GEORGE: Your girly attitude…
PAUL: What does that have to with anything?
JOHN: HA! You admitted it!
GEORGE: Well, you don't usually see manly blokes looking like bigger and chubbier versions of squirrels…
PAUL: Why do you insist on mocking me?
GEORGE: It hilarious.
RINGO: Oh! And George! I made you a monkey named Georgie!
PAUL: Yeah, George, monkeys are so manly.
GEORGE: Shut up, Paulie.
RINGO: Okay, I missed something.
EPPY: Can we please just go home?
PAUL: But I didn't get to go to Victoria's Secret! Shit, I need to keep my mouth closed…
RINGO: Let's go home, lads.
GEORGE: I'M HUUUUUUUNGRY!
Well, I hope you like it. All the mocking of Paul was a joke, and if you have anything bad to say about it, don't leave it in a review. I'm sorry there wasn't enough Ringo, but next chapter I'll put more.
BYE BYE
