I was bored in English class, so here. BTW, RingoStarr'sGreaserBird379 helped with this, so go check out her story

The Beatles and Eppy at the mall.

EPPY: Boys, please stay together. Don't want you getting lost. Where are we going first?

JOHN: GUITAR STORE!

RINGO: BUILD-A-BEAR!

GEORGE: FOOD COURT!

PAUL: VICTORIA'S SECRET! Umm…I mean…umm…

JOHN: I always knew he was a girl.

GEORGE: So you haven't been gay all along…

JOHN: Shut up, Geo.

EPPY: Oh. My. God. This is going to be a long day.

PAUL: I am not a girl!

GEORGE: orly now? (lifts one eyebrow)

PAUL: I don't have tits!

JOHN: He's got a point…

PAUL: I needed to go to Victoria's Secret so that I can get some stuff for Jane, thank you very much!

EPPY: Wait, guys, where's Ringo?

JOHN: Build-A-Bear.

PAUL: It's like he has a brain of a 5-year-old.

GEORGE: Well, you have a brain of a female, so I wouldn't talk.

PAUL: I already told you, I. Am. Not. A. Girl.

JOHN: Why don't you tell your female brain what you think?

PAUL: YOU'RE IN ON IT TOO?!

JOHN: C'mon Paulie, it's funny.

GEORGE: HAHA! 'Paulie' makes him sound even more feminine!

PAUL: Shut up, Geo.

EPPY: Ringo! Thank god you're back!

RINGO: BUILD-A-BEAR IS SO GEAR!

JOHN: And this is why I get the birds…

PAUL: I get birds too!

GEORGE: I'm sure you'd rather get the men…

PAUL! FOR THE LAST TIME, I. AM. NOT. A. GIRL.

JOHN: Probably has his period.

EPPY: I knew we shouldn't have come here. We should've just stayed ho- JOHN! STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE YOUNG UNDERAGED WOMEN!

JOHN: But why, Eppy? I'm irresistible. (winks)

GEORGE: Am I the only normal one?

ALL: SHUT UP GEO!

RINGO: Johnny! I made a panda bear for you, and I named it John, because it reminded me of you!

JOHN: That's nice, Ringo.

RINGO: And Paul! I made a chipmunk and named it Paulie!

PAUL: Why a chipmunk?

GEORGE: Well, for starters, your cheeks…

JOHN: Your voice…

GEORGE: your teeth…

JOHN: Your nose…

GEORGE: Your girly attitude…

PAUL: What does that have to with anything?

JOHN: HA! You admitted it!

GEORGE: Well, you don't usually see manly blokes looking like bigger and chubbier versions of squirrels…

PAUL: Why do you insist on mocking me?

GEORGE: It hilarious.

RINGO: Oh! And George! I made you a monkey named Georgie!

PAUL: Yeah, George, monkeys are so manly.

GEORGE: Shut up, Paulie.

RINGO: Okay, I missed something.

EPPY: Can we please just go home?

PAUL: But I didn't get to go to Victoria's Secret! Shit, I need to keep my mouth closed…

RINGO: Let's go home, lads.

GEORGE: I'M HUUUUUUUNGRY!

Well, I hope you like it. All the mocking of Paul was a joke, and if you have anything bad to say about it, don't leave it in a review. I'm sorry there wasn't enough Ringo, but next chapter I'll put more.

BYE BYE