Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar, though I wish I did.

Okay, this is pretty much written in response to the episode: The Deserter and I have no doubt that there'll be numerous Zutara (I have nothing against it.) fanfics where Katara would try to heal Zuko's scar with her new powers.

Warning: Extreme silliness. Viewer discression is advised.


On Zuko's ship, we see Zuko and Katara look lovingly into each other's eye.

Katara: to Zuko I love you, and I wish to heal you from your pain. She begins to bend water around her hand and is about to place her hand on Zuko's scar so that she can heal it

Meanwhile,

Me: is reading this fic on gasps, and jumps into the computer into the fic NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stops to breathe OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tackles Zuko and Katara to the floor

Zuko: surprised and loses his temper AH! WHAT THE HELL!

Me: to both of them Sorry! I'm sorry for interrupting your touching moment. I just want to say something to the readers. stands up into a spotlight and start monologuing My friends, what you are witnessing as you read this fic is a very touching moment between Katara and Prince Zuko. I maybe a Zuko-fan and I also don't mind on whoever Zuko ends up with at the end of the show, but with true love, one does not have to change their appearance for another because its what's on the outside that counts, but what's on the inside. Sure you can help take away a scar on someone's face with healing powers, but a true lover would try to heal the emotional damage that has been done on their true love. Tis true that Prince Zuko was horribly disfigured by his father 2 years ago in the show, but one has to look beyond physical flaws to find true beauty. Its what's on the inside that must be able to heal. Like the liver: its able to regenerate itself once a part of it has been removed. turns to Katara Katara, I know you love Zuko, but he doesn't need to have that scar healed to be handsome and happy. He's already a hottie as is and you can make him happy in other ways. Besides, what he could really use is some "true love"…

Zuko & Katara: stare at me in an odd and confused manner

Zuko: to me frankly So basically what you're saying is that you're another one of my fans that just wants me to have this scar on my face throughout my entire life because you're afraid of change and that you want me to be your boy toy and never let me go free.

Me: nervously Pretty much…

Later inside of a prison cell in Zuko's ship,

Me: locked up, is in a straightjacket, and shouts out to Zuko I liked your pre-scarred self too though! I'm sure we can work it out with each other! I mybe a year older than you, but I hear in places like Mongolia, that's accepted if not recommended! …I'm hungry.


I know, not my best work, but this was written for my own enjoyment. Anyways, I want to see what you guys think. Please R&R.