Disclaimer: We do
not own any of the following:
Steve
Blue's Clues
CSI
Hilary Duff
Joel Madden (thank
god)
We DO however own the following:
Gregg
It's not a fantasy it's a fact….
What Happens In Vegas…Stays in Vegas
A Blue's Clues and CSI Fan fiction by French twins…
Beware of high amounts of randomness and prepare for the
Most special suspense story of our time…
You've been warned…
BUM BUM BUM!
Chapter 1: The Plan…
It was a sunny day, not like normal days…because it was sunny…did you not read the first sentence? 20 PUSH UPS NOW!
Ahem, anyway before I was so mistakenly interrupted!
It was a sunny day (glares) and two perfect wonderful (laughs) twins (ok well they had different moms and were born 3 months and 2 days apart….but who's counting?) were …bored. Well they were PAST bored, on verge of killing each other…s little brothers.
(For
sake of sanity we will cover their names with these:
Mrittany
Bary)
"I'm
bored Mrittany…"
"Moi, Aussi Bary"
"We need
to do something…"Mrittany suggested.
Bary thought for a
moment. Suggested was to big a word…
"umm let's make a
plan!" Bary also suggested.
"AHA!" And they went to work…
The Plan:
The plan must end up in meeting Gregg…
And it must include Murder … don't ask…
"To the
bat mobile!" Bary declared!
"Bary… that got totaled last
week…" Mrittany reminded her.
"..ahh…damn…TO
THE ..GO CART!" Bary declared again.
"Texas stole that last
week…"
"Damn…Didn't he give it back?"
"Well ya,
but the government discovered that he was dating his sister, so …"
"…"
"It got repossessed by the government…"
"What
the frick! FINE…To… MY MOM'S SUV!" Bary started towards the
door.
"Bary..."
"God dammit now what"
"There...there's no gas…"
"ah... TO THE FERRARI!"
"…Fine with me but we don't have a Ferrari…"
"But
I've got a plan!" Bary whispered her genius plan to Mrittany.
"That's crazy! So crazy…It just might work!"
And so they were off… Bary's second cousin twice removed on her brothers unborn sister's side (conveniently..) owned a Ferrari dealership. So off they went. The plan was in place…
After
walking for 2 and half days, they entered the dealer ship.
"MRITTANY NOW!" Bary ran for the keys.
Mrittany turned to the
cashier, and conveniently the only one in the store and easily amused
by ponies…and ripped open her SWEATER! Revealing a shirt that was
made in the third grade with crochet'd ponies sticking in random
places….
Bary grabbed the keys and Took off in the
Ferrari!
Bary
decided to go to Taco Bell…
"Mrittany what do you want…?
What you're not talking to me? AGAIN? Are you STILL made about
that? Humph… FINE I'll get you a …Mrittany? Where is…In the
Bathroom again? Huh? That's twice in the last half hour!
Ring Ring
Bary reads
the phone 'Mrittany calling' immediately she is freaked
out and confused.
"Are you stuck in the bathroom again? You know
this has to sto…"
"Bary...where do you think you left me
at? With a certain second cousin who was twice removed from our
brother's unborn sister's side of the family?"
"….oh…"
It dawned on Bary, "So...you don't need help?"
"Well If I
don't want to get molested by pony boy here…than no"
Bary picked up Mrittany in an orderly matter, and fashionably late.
But sooner or later they were on the road. Operation: Vacuum (Vegas abduction consisting of underage and unemployed men, a.k.a. Gregg) was in motion.
It
took 10 gallons of gas and 14 tires to finally make it to the city
that never sleeps..
I thought that was Italy…
No its
Vegas…
oh…
Vegas Baby!
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
