This is a story that I did for the challenge on LJ SHINE with the theme of dialogue. Even though my LJ's screwed up and won't let me join the group, I thought that the shrine over here on FF needed some more Kyoya/Kaouru

"Kyoya?"

"...What now?"

"Do you ever think of love?"

"It's not usually a common thought in my head, no."

"...Oh."

"Why?"

"No, no, I just wondered."

"Shouldn't you be with your brother right now? The Club's getting ready to open."

"He's with Haruhi."

"Right."

"..."

"..."

"So, anyway, Kyoya-"

"What now?"

"You don't need to be so rude!"

"I wasn't being rude, you were dragging out your words and therefore wasting my precious time."

"God, you're such an asshole."

"Just get on with whatever you were going to say, or kindly shut the hell up."

"Bastard..."

"And stop insulting me under your breath. You forget that you have no ability to be quiet at all, not when you're away from your brother."

"What was that, Shadow King?"

"...Damn."

"Nice to know you noticed."

"Well, yes, I pay attention to my Host Club like I pay attention to breathing."

"That's not normal, you realise."

"Of course it is."

"No it isn't. If you pay that much attention to your breathing, you'd be able to stop your own breath. And since you feel no love, you're obviously controlling your lungs off something other than your heart and you can't be logically doing that because-"

"Kaouru, shut up and get on with your original point before I kick you out of the room."

"I've forgotten it."

"Does that mean that you can stop wasting my time?"

"No, never."

"Strange, you almost seemed sane just then."

"Well, I generally am, unless I'm around you."

"Am I supposed to be flattered?"

"Yes, if you consider yourself to be flirting right now."

"Well, hmm, I don't know, really."

"..."

"..."

"Kyoya?"

"Oh God..."

"You made a mistake."

"You must have done. I never make mistakes."

"No, I'm right for once."

"Explain your logic."

"You have a heart."

"...I never contradicted that point."

"Shut up. Anyway. I'm certain that you have a heart because not only are you breathing, you're flirting and-Mmmhm!"

"..."

"..."

"Does that prove that I have a heart?"

"Maybe, you might have to do it again."

"Strange, I always had you pegged for the incestuous one of the twins- Eeeh!"

"Ha, I made you squeal! Wait till Milord hears about this!"

"..."

"Why are you leaning in-Eh!"

"..."

"..."

"You're wrong. This...is how I breathe."

"...Well, I'm glad. You gonna keep doing it?"

"Yeah, I just think that I might."