Harry was lying on his Gryffindor sleeping area. Harry couldn't get to sleep he was too excited about tomorrow. He had tired counting sheep but that didn't work. After another 30 minutes of tossing and turning he stopped. All he could hear was the snoring of the other boys. He then decided to play his favourite game "60 second wank" he used to always play it in his first year but professor McGonagall caught in the act.

Harry looked to his left then to his right checking all the boys were asleep. He then wapped out his penis and started. Harry looked around trying to find something to fancies about. All he had was his wand but he still wasn't sure about his sexuality, so he put it back. He stared to think about professor McGonagall as a cat being bend over by a pissed of troll. But suddenly he heard a sound. It was Hedwig! She was moving around and watching Harry. Harry stared at Hedwig. He imaged Hedwig with tits and began the proceeded with the procedure for beat his meat, going from slow and gentle to fast and hard. His face started to get red as he wriggled around. He then made a loud ewwwwwah noise and fired his magic spug at Hedwig.

And that is why Hedwig is white.