Alright, after a brief period of not being able to update, I'm finally posting the prologue to my first story. Enjoy!
Chris McLean sat in his cell, and as usual he was upset.
Stupid government, he thought bitterly. I mean, how the hell was I supposed to know it was illegal to host the show on a radioactive island? Guess I shouldn't have let that radioactive waste company do all their dumping at Wawanakwa … Eh, who cares? I'm getting outta here soon … I hope.
However, today, Chris's 289th day in the slammer, would be the day that he actually did get out.
Two police officers rapped hard on Chris's cell door, interrupting his train of thought.
"Hey you!" one of the guards barked with a sinister grin. "It's time."
"Time?" Chris asked. "Time for what?"
The guards exchanged grins as they waited for Chris to get it.
Then, he got it, his eyes widening in terror.
"NO!" he shrieked, falling to his knees. "Please! Not the chair! Not the chair! I'll do anything; community service, twenty years of jail time – hell, I'll even retire! Just let me live! PLEASE!"
Then the guards burst out laughing, and Chris realized he'd been ribbed.
"We're just messing with ya, McLean," chortled the first guard, ignoring Chris's sudden scowl. "Nah, you're just free to go."
Chris's kept scowling, certain they were still ribbing him.
"Seriously, some guy called Mr. G called in and asked that you finish off Total Drama World Tour," the second guard said.
"Finish?" Chris asked, his scowl replaced with a confused look. "But it WAS finished. Alejandro beat Heather, end of story, game over."
"Not according to Mr. G," the first guard replied, handing him the letter he was holding. Chris took it skeptically, and began to read. The further he got, the more he couldn't believe it.
Dear Chris Mclean,
In regards to your infamous Total Drama reality show series, I would like to express a concern I have over the finale of the third season, World Tour.
I do not believe there was a clear winner. Even though Alejandro's sacrifice was the one thrown into the volcano, it was Heather who threw it in. Thus, according to the official rules, the final challenge ended in a draw.
I humbly request that you finish the season with the following challenge:
Heather and Alejandro must each recruit five members of the original cast in order to explore a temple located beneath the hallowed halls of Westminster Alley, London. Within that temple are five crystals, one a true emerald, the rest false. The first team to successfully recover the true crystal will be the victor of Total Drama World Tour.
Remember, you are the sole person who can end this war once and for all.
With all due respect,
G
"You ready to go, Chris?" the first guard asked as Chris finished reading.
Chris quickly grabbed the possessions he had in his cell. "Hell, yeah!" he cried. "See ya, prison! I'm gettin' outta here!"
"Don't get yer 'opes up," sneered the second guard. "You're coming back in here as soon as the challenge is done."
"I don't care!" Chris said. "Ever a few days outta here is a miracle!"
The first guard opened the cell door. "Let's go."
… Okay, admit it. I suck at writing, don't I?
Anyway, no prizes for guessing who G is.
Also, thanks to a great guy called TripleR1993, I finally have the pairings:
Warrior of Light – Trent
Firion – DJ
Onion Knight – Noah
Cecil Harvey – Harold
Bartz Klauser – Cody
Terra Branford – Bridgett
Cloud Strife – Gwen
Squall Leonhart – Duncan
Zidane Tribal – Geoff
Tidus – Courtney
Thanks man, I owe you bigtime!
Lord Xamweth Oudeis
