One day, bufy da vomprire sayler wuz out beeting up bad guyz an vampiers. "take that u vampy bitches!" said buffy as she put a steak in a vampire. suddenly one of teh bad guyz took off hes face wich wuz actully a mask an he weren't rely a vamper HE WUZ ONE OF DA ORKS FROM LORD OF THE RONGS! "ZOMG!" said biffy. she wuz so shocked she feinted!

when buffy waked up she wuz tied up in a dark room with enchanted magikal chains and she couldnt break them wif her strongness cuz they were magik.

"DIS SUCKS!" said buffy

A pair of evil ppl stepped out frum the shadows in teh dark room. It wuz spike and druslala!

"WHAT DO YOU MOFOS WANT WIT ME?" buffy growled irately

"We already GOT whut we wonted!" said spake

"While you are tied up heer in our evil leir, we will kill every1 u luv and u wil not be able 2 doo anything 2 stop us!" said dursila

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" buffy screamed depressedly. Spirke and drusalivia laffed evily bcuz they were evil.

"NOT SO FAST EVIL PPL" said a mysterios voice mysteriosly. every1 turn arond and gasped dramatically. It wuz robin wood the principle dude from season 7! "I WILL SAVE YOU BUFFY!" he said heroicly. But before Robin Wod could save boffy from the evil guys he wuz hit by a truck. "it apeers I have been hit by a turck so I have to go to the hospitel now. Sorry bufy, I will save u some other time" said robbin weed. he lamped away in direckton of the hosepittal

"well, uh, that kind of came out of nowhere" said sipke.

"yeah, what were we doing b4 dat guy showed up? I forgetted" said drewsilla

"I think I wuz screaming NOOOO and u guyz were laffing evily at my sorrow" said bffuy

"oh yeah" said spoke and durrsilula. They resumed theyr evill laffter an then buffy went back to screeming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Then suddenly a passing terrorist dropped a bomb on the building they were in! Sponke and Dracsila were hurt relly badly but buffy was totaly unharmed. "That's karma, bitches!" she said. the nuclear-ness from the bomb had weekened the magik on the chains, so barfy broke the chains while the two vampires lay on the ground writhing in pain. "CURSE YOU BUFFY WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE!" they said.

"whateva, LOSERS" buffy smirked. She dtidn't feel liek fihtgtinhg anymoar vampirs tonite, so she went home and watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show with Willew and Xander.

The End.