This is a fanfiction for those among us in need for a good laugh. The primal urge to get to know characters of the naruto universe traveled its way across the globe. It didn't take long until the desire reached the ears of an anonymous benefactor. Within a short time he made it possible to deliver the characters to their new caretakers. But every interested soul should read the instructions of the particular character before finishing their delivery requests…have fun!
Warning! This fanfiction contains: humor, sarcasm in its finest form, good jokes, bad jokes and decent advices for proper caring of fictional characters! Not to mention the unheard use of grammar and sentence mistakes, since English is not my native tongue. But I am positively seeing this as a little exercise for me to improve my language skills in the writing area.
Disclaimer: I am writing for fun. I don't earn my money with this. Everything belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.
The sources I needed to create my content for this fanfiction: Naruto wikia dot com, Naruto Databooks and the anime series of Naruto and Naruto Shippuuden.
Basic Information
Name: Neji Hyuuga
Age: 18
Birthdate: July 3
Height: 172,1 cm
Weight: 54,2 kg
Gender: male (don't let appearances fool you. He tends to cover his most inner thoughts with his double-edged looks)
Favorite food: herring soba
Additional Items
Clothes: White kimono-shirt with long sleeves, matching pants, grey apron, black shinpbi sandals, black Konoha-Headband and special Hyuuga underwear.
Weapons: pouch with kunais and shuriken, limited amount of paper bombs
Books: "Master Yourself ~ Master Your Team"
Advice from aside: For the love of god… don't forget to pack his underwear and his book. He won't forgive you. But you should be allowed to exchange common pleasantries after a break of silent grudges consisting of 2-3 years.
Hidden Character Sides
Oracle – Mode
Any form of social progress is calculated and limited by fate. Neji Hyuuga follows this concept of life almost fanatically. He literally needs a claps on his head to strengthen his horizons. Or a good piece of talking no jutsu should be able to help in worst case scenarios. Please send both types of requests to Naruto Uzumaki. (Do it! The foxy kit has the habit to get bored easily, which end up in the suffering of important figures. My humble figure to be exactly…). In this Mode he is unable to grasp the concept of social life and the means family and friends. You may be able to reach out to him, if you are able to pose yourself as a proper rival for Neji, since he needs every! opportunity to prove himself, especially in the presence of Hyuuga main-house members. *cough*show-off*cough*.
Bourgeois – Mode
This side of Neji is the result of the proper execution of the explained instructions in "Oracle-Mode" and is additionally on of the basic forms of Neji Hyuuga. You may be unable to get a decent laugh to one of your jokes or any reaction at all, but there is a high possibility that you are tolerated by him, which means less spiteful remarks by him and more feelings of happiness for you. And we all know the fact: tolerance is the basic key for a proper relationship. But I don't get your hopes too high, girls! Slow progression and subtleness are the other basic elements! He needs to be treated with care.
God – Mode
Neji Hyuuga is in the possession of God's patience. Otherwise I won't be able to explain the fact that he is still mentally intact being in the daily presence of Rock Lee and Might Guy. Constant expressions of affection by his teammates – the patience won't waver. Multiple summons of unexpected sunrises – the patience won't waver. Leading the Hyugas through the Fourth Shinobi World War- the patience won't waver. Please let me remind you of the little book mentioned in "Additional Items". Don't forget this little token or his patience will fly out of the window.
A heart for younger cousins – Mode
No need for panic. Neji Hyuuga is indeed able to express common forms of social affections towards his cousin Hinata Hyuuga. He cares deeply for her and balance his negative attitude, which comes to life during "Oracle-Mode". Brace yourself lovers of Hinata's upper body half, there is a storm waiting for you in the closet of your room waiting for your doom. Constant animosity towards Naruto Uzumaki and Jiraiya are guaranteed.
FAQ's
Q: "My Neji is a pervert and doesn't know the concept self-control. This fact wouldn't annoy me that much, if it isn't directed at his cousin Hinata!"
A: Oh, you received the "Neji Hyuuga – Road To Ninja"-edition. Please excuse us, we don't know the developer of this creature either. No time to waste – you will of course get a proper edition of him without Hinata.
Q:"My Neji survived magically the Fourth Shinobi World War and witnesses the romance between Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuuga now. I don't know why, but I am afraid… there is a lot of killing intent floating around the village."
A: Yes, there is a reason why he seemingly unnecessarily died in the original course of action. Kishimoto was afraid, too…
Q:"I went to a Thai restaurant with Neji. He took one bite and is lying on the ground. I've tasted his food short moment after his blackout and nothing seemed wrong with his food. It was in fact pretty tasty. So what's wrong with him?"
A: First of all: Eat his food. We don't want to have a waste of good food. And maybe I've forgotten to mention Neji's non-existent spice-tolerance… don't worry, he should be fine tomorrow.
