Background: Acasia Black hasn't seen her cousin Jacob Black in 5 years. So what happens when they meet again, at the Black Lagoon?

Jacob's POV:

"Jake, do you mind keeping Acasia company? You know how boring these family reunions at the Black Lagoon can be. And I mean, you haven't seen here in a while," My dad says as he rolls into my room without asking.

I quickly threw the covers over myself. Damn disabled dumbass, I was getting some from my right hand, nawmeen?

"SHUT UP YOU DAMN CRIPPLE. I hate these effin family reunions sawooop. I gotta kick it with my niggaz tonight. You know we always roll out to Port Angeles library on Monday nights, beeytoch!" I holla-ed.

"Jacob Ladanian Black, you have been so rude ever since you started hanging out with those Bloods! And you are coming to this family reunion no matter what, " the dumb bitch said.

"Fine, but there better be some fiyyyne bitches there. Or else I'm rolling out and having Tayshaun pick me up in the lowrida," I said.

That seemed to satisfy him, and he said, "Okay, pack your things and we're gonna leave in 20 minutes."

DAMN, we were supposed to hit up the honeys at the library tonight. I heard Tayshaun was bringing his baby momma's best friend's cousin, Laqueshia. That girl has got an ass you can serve dinner on, SON! Plus, I didn't want to keep that bitch Acasia company. The last time we met, she stepped on my Red Chucks! That can really scar a 12 year old, ya dig?

I grabbed my Care Bears duffel bag and put my shit in there. I packed this month's issue of Husta, some lube, some flavored condoms (incase there were hot mommas there), and I made sure my "3am booty playlist" was on my ipod. Oh yeah, and I put my new wifebeaters and Air Jordans in there too. Gotta look fresh for the hoes, ya know?

"Jake, you done? I'll meet you in the car."

"Ay yo nigga you can't drive! You're disabled! Let me drive this time. Just duck when you see the honeys so that you don't cramp my style. Gotta have swag ya dig?" I screamed. My dad was such a style cramper sometimes. I told him to get rims on his wheelchair but he didn't listen to me.

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