Philosophers stone (Rewritten)
Disclaimer: I do not own any Harry Potter characters yet ;-) except those of my creation.
The two Brothers
Vernon Dursley was walking to his car back from his job. He looked around and saw men in odd clothes. Robes, he thought, what utter non-sense. He kept on walking back to his car, when he accidentally bumped into one of the robed men.
"Oi, watch where you're going!" said Vernon.
"Oh! Sorry good fellow," He said. "Though I would try and lighten up.
"And why the ruddy Hell why would I do that?"
"For You-Know-Who has been destroyed."
"What are you talking about you crackpot!"
"Well I never!" And the man walked away. Vernon got inside his car and drove home. The Dursley's lived in a quaint home in Little Whinging, on a little suburb named Privet Drive. He walked through the front door of his house expecting to see his little baby Dudley being fed by his wife, Petunia Dursley, who had dinner waiting for him. Though when he walked through the door what he did see were three babies in highchairs, with an empty dinner table.
"What is going on here Petunia?" said Vernon.
"Well, my sister-"started Petunia.
"You mean some of her lot."
"Yes! Her lot, she's been killed, murdered by some criminal of their world. Her two sons' were the only survivor's. The one with the scar is the one named Harry." She pointed at a little baby with jet black hair and a little scar shaped like lightning. "The one with the dirty blonde hair is named Tanner."
"They look nothing alike. Nothing at all. I mean green eye's on Harry and grey eye's on Tanner."
"I noticed it too. He must be adopted."
"Well if they are anything like their parents they must be like them. Freaks!"
"Yes, you're quite right Vernon. What we must do is squeeze it out of them."
"I quite agree Petunia. Now," Said Vernon turning to Dudley, "How's my diddykins?"
Ten Years later
Harry Potter just turned eleven. After many, many letter's all sent by mysterious owls were addressed to both Harry Potter and Tanner Potter. Though Harry and Tanner did not know it but they were wizards. After many mad outbursts from their Uncle Vernon, who completely despised anything unnatural. His large round face, which always turned purple when angry and a large vein in his temple bulged. His Aunt Petunia was skinny, frail, and has horse teeth. Harry and Tanner's rather large cousin Dudley absolutely despised the both of them as well as anyone who took a liking to Harry and Tanner. No one dared try and be friendly after he beat up someone who had the nerve to say "Hello" to Tanner. So after many moves they finally ended up in a shack in the middle of an ocean. Harry Potter was lying awake on his eleventh birthday, while his brother Tanner lay asleep on the floor. Then the minute Harry turned eleven there was a loud bang and the front door of the shack fell on to the floor and missed Tanner by inches.
"Oh! Sorry 'bout that." Said an extremely large man, he had a large curly beard which extended to his chest, and was at least ten feet tall. "I'll just- there we go." He looked over at Dudley and said, "Harry! Wow you've grown, in height and width, if you know what I mean." He winked.
"I-I'm n-not H-Harry." He stuttered.
"I am." Said Harry stepping out of a shadow.
"Ah, there you are. Now where's your brother?
"Here," said Tanner adjusting the door. "And who are you?"
"Well, I am Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Key's and gamekeeper of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." Said Hagrid.
"Hogwarts, what's that?" said Harry.
"Well you two have to wonder where yeh parents learned it all."
"Learned what?" asked Tanner.
"Magic."
"Enough, of this non-sense." Said Uncle Vernon pulling out a shotgun and aiming. "Were not paying our nephews to be taught magic tricks by some crackpot!"
Hagrid bent Uncle Vernon's shotgun upwards.
"Never call Albus Dumbledore a crackpot." Hagrid growled. "Now besides that little side show, where was I oh righ'? Yeh parents were wizards. And so are you two."
"We're wizards?" said Tanner with excitement.
"Yes, yeh are."
"Well, I can't say I didn't see it coming." Said Petunia.
"What?" Said Harry and Tanner in unison.
"She dumped her kids on us just because she got her self blown up!"
"Blown up? You said our parents died in a car crash!" said Harry heatedly.
"Car crash? Lily and James Potter killed in a car crash. How dare you feed this rubbish to the sons of heroes. They died for them, 'eroes deaths if you ask me."
"We tried to squeeze the abnormality out of them. Though I see we failed."
"Come on Harry, Tanner, unless you'd rather stay of course?" Said Hagrid looking between the both of them. They were about to take the first step when there was a loud bang and Dudley and suddenly gained a pig's tail.
"Diddykins!" said Petunia. When Tanner looked over at what Dudley had been standing over. It was a large cake that said 'Happy Birthday Harry and Tanner Potter' When he looked over at the Dursley's they were fussing over their son's tail.
"Well, I meant to turn him into a full pig, bu' I guess he was alread' pig enough." Harry and Tanner were laughing hysterically recalling the moment the entire way into London.
