Adrianna: This is just to tell all of you suspicious people out there that I don't own DBZ or any other best-selling series of any kind. So would you stop sending your lawyers to my front door!

Chapter One

"Can we keep her?" A small voice brought me out of the unconscious side. "Please?" There was someone about my own age (9) bending over me. I felt the hard turf beneath my body. Another person was prodding my shoulder with a stick. I then realized I was surrounded my people with a dizzying spin.

"Hi! I'm Gohan! Can we keep her, Dad?"

The blond who was poking my arm stared at me with wide eyes. " I. Am. Kisike! The Princess of all Saiya-jins! Yeah!"

"Nice to meet you," I managed to strangle out. My voice sounded oddly weak. "My name is.. I can't remember."

"That's a really strange name, Ican'tremember," said Kisike.

The redhead by my ankles sighed. She rolled her eyes at Kisike's comment.

"Ohh. Do you mean you can't remember your name? That's okie. We can hit you over the head with the Frying Pan of Doom. Ohhhh.. Beware the Doom! Dooooom!" said Kisike, who was apparently not of stable mind.

"I know what we can do! Whenever I forget something, I go through the alphabet. I try to find a letter that's in the thing I forgot," said the short redhead girl. She glared at me suspiciously through her glasses.

"A.B.C." started Gohan. "E?"

"There's something important about that letter, but it's not my name. Something big."

"Ears, ice scream, Earth, elephants, escargot," said Kisike, who was trying to be helpful.

"Earth! That's it!" I said.

"Earth is you name?" said another girl who had short, cropped brown hair.

"No.but it's really important! I just can't remember why," I wondered out loud.

"M.N.O," said Gohan, who hadn't stopped.

"R. My name begins with Rei-" I paused. The word had come out of my mouth almost naturally. "Rei- Reich- Reichikyu. Reichikyu! That's my name! But my nickname is Raylin," I tried out my name.

"Hi Raylin! My name is Kisike, princess of all Sayai-jins!" said the hyperactive blond.

"Yes, I know," I said patiently, figuring she had a short-term memory.

"I know you know! You're supposed to tell me your title," said the princess exasperatedly.

Now the redhead spoke up. "If she couldn't remember her name, how is she supposed to know her class? I wish you would think, 'Sike!"

"Sorry Keecha. I just forget sometimes. Maybe I need to hit myself with the Frying Pan of Doom! The Doom calls to me! I must answer the Doom! Dooooom!" moaned Kisike.

"Yeah. Riiiiiight. 'Sike, you're beginning to scare me," said the redhead.

***

"What are you doing? You said nobody was going to get hurt! That this was just a training session! LIAR!" I screamed at the top of my lungs at Cooler. I was 50 feet above the ground on a special podium. People were zooming around; energy blasts were exploding everywhere, and in the middle of it was Cooler, looking like a rabid Barney.

Cooler floated close to me. In answer to my protests, he said, "I'd better drop some dead weight." An energy blast was forming between his hands. He turned suddenly and fired strait at my ribcage. I dodged the deadly blow and was only knocked out instead of killed. I fell to the ground like a stone. No one noticed my drop.

***

I glanced around, startled at the unexpected memory. Everybody was looking at me funny. A very serious, very tall, very green man glared at me as if I was a bug he desperately wanted to squish. I sat up, trying to look not as scared as I felt.

"Goku, my dad, is on the left. Krillin is the short bald man. Jessica has red hair and Amanda is the brunette. That's Piccolo. He doesn't laugh much," whispered Gohan into my ear.

"I heard that, Gohan," said Piccolo.

"Flute!" screamed Kisike. She ran over to Piccolo and squeezed his middle. Piccolo looked stunned, then expressionless. The others acted like this was normal behavior and ignored Kisike's antics.

"Hi. I'm Goku. Do you like bunnies?" asked Goku.

"EEEK! BUNNIES! I need Lysol!" screeched Kisike. Apparently, she had a strange fear of rabbits.

"Bunnies, bunnies, BUNNIES! I have found her weakness! Ha ha HA!" said Amanda. "I will fight and I will win!"

"Do you mean 'Vini, Vidi, Vici'?" I asked, the phrase coming out of nowhere.

"Where did you hear that?" said Gohan.

"I don't know.. Julius Caesar said it," I said, information pouring into my mind. Alexander the Great, Pearl Harbor, volcanoes all flashed through my inner eye. It was like watching someone flip though channels on TV. I hit the ground. Hard. I stared into space, trying to comprehend all of the facts that had suddenly exploded into my brain.

"I think she's dead," said a voice nearby. I was not concerned. I was far too involved in the history of the Earth. My mind was speeding through the years. I finally got to the end. There was a picture of me. I had a crown on and was hugging my parents, who had crowns too. I was 3. Then, all of a sudden, my parents were gone. I was all alone. All of a sudden, Cooler approached me. He was nice and let me stay with him. I trained with the world's masters in my palace. A battle was shown. I was next to Cooler when he tried to kill me. The roller coaster ride of history stopped there.

I jumped up, looking for Cooler. I wanted to rip him from limb to limb. The traitor. I was only nine, but I was in a full-blown fury. I was going to find him and tell him a thing or two about loyalty. He was going to suffer horribly for trying to murder me. The torture and pain would be unbearable for him as I verbally beat him for everything- A sharp pain landed on my cheek. I snapped my head around, looking for the attacker. I was already in defense mode as I aimed a punch for his nose. The assailant looked surprised, but easily blocked it. The next thing I knew, I was hanging upside down. That made me really mad. I powered up to Super Saiyan Level.

I was dropped onto my head. I was surprised for an instant. The attacker took that instant and again I was upside down. I started punching wildly. I paused. The arm holding me up swung me somewhere. I kicked out and punched at the same time. My limbs hit something and I was swung out, away from the body holding the arm. A small hand slapped me. This took my attention away from the arm as I tried to find to newest attacker. But the slap brought me to my wits as I remembered where I was. I looked at ht hand holding my foot. It was green.