DISCLAIMER: I do not own Baka and Test; I also do not own Gintama (should any references appear).

A/N: The Kinoshita twins are now 18, and a little taller.


Third Year of High School

Five months before they graduate, seven to eight months before the baby is due.

Yuuko sat at her desk in the room she and Hideyoshi shared, tapping her pencil against her notebook as she thought and planned out their future. They would have to find a source of money after they graduated, and since she was going to be rather unsuited for work awhile around the time when the baby is due (and after giving birth), it was up to Hideyoshi to secure some funds.

Not wanting to be away from her and his child, they had decided to hold off his theatrical plans (it had been mostly his decision). So, at Yuuko's half-joked suggestion, he had decided he'd go and work in a maid café after graduation for awhile. She had regretted suggesting such a thing to him, but the idea had eventually grown on her, enough to the point where she now smiled whenever she thought back on it.

Aside from the point of time of having the child born, there were also the following years to worry about. Hideyoshi's dream was to be an actor, and she was planning on being there at his side to protect him as a bodyguard (it had sounded more interesting and more fun than being some corporate woman). Since they both were going to be out quite a bit, they had to decide who would watch over their child whenever they were out.

Hideyoshi had brought up the idea of one of their so-called uncles (not related by blood, but friends of their father), but Yuuko had quickly shot that idea down. There was no way she was going to let their child be watched over by any one of those idiotic police officers. They still were trying to figure out who to trust to babysit, so she decided to hold off on thinking about that on her own. She didn't have to figure out everything tonight; besides, Hideyoshi wouldn't want her to decide on something so important all by herself.

Before Yuuko could continue musing over the future, she suddenly felt arms going around her and a pair of lips kissing her upon the cheek. "Hey, sis, I'm finished with the cleaning now." Hideyoshi told her, his voice soft and having a loving tone to it as he embraced her from behind, a pink blush upon his cheeks.

Damn it, she had wanted that to keep him busy for at least another hour so she could finish up reading her manga (after she went over their future plans).

"You remember your promise, right? That when I finished cleaning, you would take me out to eat and see a movie?" He asked her, snuggling his cheek against her own as he smiled. She might have promised him too much and that could have motivated him to finish very early; after all, it's not often that they go on dates.

"You finished early, dearest brother." Yuuko said, closing her notebook and looking back at him, bringing her lips to his. "Were you wanting to go out on a date with me that bad?" She teased, already knowing the answer but always eager for Hideyoshi's cute reactions.
"Yeah..." Hideyoshi muttered, getting a little redder in the cheeks now.

"Let me get changed first," Yuuko told him as she stood up, walking over to her closet as she started taking off her shirt, "and then we'll go."
"Hai, aneue." Her twin answered, watching her with both a blush on his face and a loving expression in his eyes.


The City

After getting dressed and heading out, Yuuko and Hideyoshi were now walking down the sidewalk on their way to go eat, the movie Hideyoshi wanted to see not starting for another hour or so. They walked next to each other, but that was the extent of it; holding hands would be a little too strange, though everyone that looks at them thinks that they're twin sisters. "This is such a pain." Yuuko muttered, an irritated tone in her voice. She wanted to do more than just walk beside Hideyoshi; but since they're siblings, she couldn't risk anyone finding out about their incestuous relationship.

At home, she can do anything and everything she wants to him, not having to care about anyone else. That's why she prefers to stay home; but Hideyoshi likes the concept of going out on dates, even if they have to hide their true feelings. She didn't fully understand it, but it was nice to get out of the house once in a while... Note: Once in a while.

"I know how you feel, aneue," Hideyoshi said, looking over at her with a smile that eased her irritation a little, "but I really enjoy spending this time with you, even if we have to hold back. It makes me very happy."

Yuuko's face went red, the brunette averting her eyes away from him. "Hi-Hideyoshi, you idiot... don't make me blush." She told him, her fingers going up and playing with her hair a little as they stopped at a light.

Hideyoshi giggled, his hand going up over his mouth. "Sis, you're cute whenever you get embarrassed."

"Idiot!" She muttered, her face growing even redder as his compliment. When she noticed that she was the only one getting embarrassed, she decided that that wasn't fair and so she turned back towards Hideyoshi, a slightly sadistic smile on her face. "You're cute when you squirm, dearest brother." Instantly, just like she had wanted, his entire face, up to the tips of his ears, turned crimson.

"S-sister... that was... perverted." He muttered in a soft voice, his eyes glancing down at the ground as his face burned.

"That... was a bit perverted, wasn't it...?" Yuuko admitted a bit reluctantly as she realized the full extent of what she had just said; but, she had gained a victory over Hideyoshi, so it was... tolerable.
"More than just 'a bit'..." Hideyoshi whispered.

"Sh-shut up!" She cried, her face growing even redder than it already was. Several bystanders looked over in their direction, wanting to see what all the commotion was about. Yuuko took her brother's wrist, starting to lead him to the other side of the street. "The light is green, let's go!" They got to the other side, the girl not letting go of her brother as they continued along towards the restaurant.


That Night

"It's nice to be back home!" Yuuko said as she walked into their house, stretching her arms as Hideyoshi closed the door behind them. They slipped off their shoes before heading farther into the house, going into the living room where they sat down on the couch together. The hideyoshi shyly looked over at his sister, a bit excited inside to finally be back home where they didn't have to hide their love for each other.

"Aneue, now that we're home, what do you want to do?" Hideyoshi asked Yuuko, a little eager to kiss her, or something else romantic. Of course he could always just lean over and kiss her, but he liked for her to take the lead; it is more her style.

Yuuko smiled at him, her arm swiftly going around his waist and pressing him up against her. He couldn't help but to blush as he looked into his twin's emerald eyes as he wondered just what she was planning. "Hideyoshi," She began, drawing out his name as she moved her head a little closer to his own, her lips so very close... "will you... go get the boys-love manga on top of my desk?"

"What?" Hideyoshi asked, caught off guard by her question-like demand as he had been expecting something a lot more... romantic. With how close she had pulled him to her, against her, he had expected her to start kissing him, teasing him a little before she began her real torment. Wait, that is what she's doing. She's teasing him right now, knowing that he had been expecting, wanting, something more. The look in her eyes confirmed it. "Well," He began, placing his arms on her shoulders as he crossed them behind her neck, "what if I want to do something else?" He asked, a slight ting of longing in his voice.

Yuuko's smiled turned slightly sadistic. "Like what? Tell me." Yuuko said, though he already knew the answer; she just wanted to get him to tell her with his own voice. It's just so much fun to tease him that she can't help herself a lot of the time.

Hideyoshi blushed, embarrassed by her demand, keeping quiet for a few moments before he finally relented. "K-kiss..." He muttered, growing more embarrassed as he continued on. "I... I want you to kiss me, aneue. Please..."

Yuuko, not wasting anymore time, leaned in and planted a soft kiss against his lips; her tongue running across his lips before he opened his mouth, starting to kiss her back as their tongues met. Before they could continue any further, and just as Hideyoshi's hold on her started to tighten, the sound of their doorbell ringing broke them apart.

"I'll get it." Yuuko muttered in an irritated tone, very annoyed that her kiss with Hideyoshi had been interrupted at such a climax. She headed for the door, her irritation practically oozing off of her. She reached the door, opening it and catching sight of two heavily familiar faces that not only made her instantly forget her irritation, but also made her entire body freeze.

"Surprise~" Her father, Mr. Kinoshita, exclaimed, raising his hand up in optimistic greeting as a smile danced across his face. Yuuko's mother stood beside him, a smile on her face also as she looked at their daughter.