Title: Places To Fall In Love

Summary: AU Two private schools. A boy's and a girl's go on a school trip to Europe over the summer. When their teachers meet up will the sparks fly or will they find that the double standard stands strong? IchiRuki UraharaYoruichi ByakuyaOC UkitakeUnohana IshiOC RenjiTatsuki

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach… if I did Orihime would not have existed…

Shalan's Blah: Hi… you guys are all like PFFFT! She's writing another that crazy woman! XDDDDD Anyways… I have a ton of pairings in this and expect it to be hilarious and fun filled. Not so dramatic as the others… it's just gonna be purely fun!

Chapter: Prelude to Disaster

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"You're ridiculous…" Uryu sighed as she hummed, putting her neatly folded clothes in her hot pink suitcase.

"Why is that?" She turned around with her back to him, her skirt flaring around her football toned rear. He bit his own tongue.

"Shit…" he cursed and sat up. She turned back around. Her shoulder length crimson hair pulled back in a clip. Her brilliant sky blue eyes were outlined with black liner, she leaned over in front of him and he blinked.

"You alright?" She lifted a crimson eyebrow.

"'course I am Kazumi… aren't I always?" He protested and she sniggered.

"Yeah… since you were alright when Kurosaki hit you in the face with that baseball…" She picked up a bikini then looked back at the bag. "Which one should I take?" She turned around and he lifted an eyebrow.

"Kazumi Hasegawa… why should I care?" He gripped his ankles as he sat cross legged on her bed. He had come over to see her at her request. Instead he had ended up just talking about their upcoming trip to Europe.

"Because I bought one especially for this trip and the other I've had for a while…" she looked at the folded fabric.

"So… why not take them both?" Uryu lifted an eyebrow. She shrugged.

"Because there isn't room…" He stared at the little bundles of fabric.

"How in the shit can you not have room for those little… things…" He lifted an eyebrow. "What the hell are you bringing? The fricken' kitchen sink?"

"FYI I'm bringing everything I'm going to need…" She defended herself.

"What you got a fridge in case we crash on a deserted island…" he peered into the suitcase. "What the shit is all this?" He dug around in her neatly packed bag.

"Uryu!" She whacked him on the back of his head as he dug around.

"What is thiiiiiiiis?" He pulled out a black lace thong and she turned brilliant crimson. "Planning on doing something… dirty?" He let a smirk cross his lips, spinning the underwear around his finger.

"I bought that for you...I believe it will fit too." She smiled sweetly and it flew off his finger and he frowned at her, tilting his head down slightly.

"You're going to pay for that…" she sniggered as she caught the underwear and tucked it back into her bag. His cheeks were red and she nearly giggled.

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"Hey… are you ready yet?" Ichigo shouted into the other room. When he didn't get a reply he sighed and went back to looking at the football magazine he had been reading.

"Do me a favor will you?" Rukia walked out and Ichigo's jaw hit his chest. The brunette stood in the doorway in a white bikini. She turned red. "Is it that bad?" And he shook his head.

"It's great…" he choked out and she walked over.

"You think… I thought it was a little racy…" she frowned, her indigo eyes boring into his amber. He shrugged.

"It looks… good…" he hesitated using anything else… she's probably over analyze… women always did.

"Good?" She lifted an eyebrow… "On a scale from…"

"Sizzling hot…" he responded before she could finish. He knew where this was going.

"Thank you…" He lifted an eyebrow as she walked off. He always had liked her rump.

"Stop checking me out!" She called from his bedroom. She had dragged her suitcase over to his dorm just to show him everything that she was taking on their trip.

"I can't even check out my own girlfriend anymore?" The high school senior shouted back and went back to reading the magazine. She was being a pain on this day in particular because he really wasn't all that interested in what she was wearing. Of course if she came out of the room like a beast in nothing but high heels on he might reconsider his thoughts. She would be wearing something right? She did have a pair of Marc Jacobs that he liked.

"So do you know who the chaperones are for the Academy?" She walked back out in jeans an a tight black shirt.

"Hmm?" He looked up and she slapped her forehead.

"Put that away…" she jerked it out of his hands. "Pay attention to me!" She sat in his lap and he blinked at her. "Okay… now that I have your attention…" he lifted his eyebrows.

"Yep…" He nodded. She had his attention all right. His eyes looked longingly over at his magazine.

"Do you know who the chaperones are for the Academy?" She asked again and he shrugged, his fingers sliding along the leather couch towards his magazine. She slapped his hand. "Of course you do… tell me…" she bounced lightly and a smile ghosted across his lips. "That's better…"

"Awe… Rukia I wanted to read my magazine…" he pouted slightly and she frowned, folding her arms as she let him grip the folded paper and begin to read again. Suddenly she was blocked from his sight by the magazine. He felt her shift and lowered it and suddenly she was sitting in front of him with her shirt in her hand. He lifted an eyebrow in interest then put the magazine back up.

When he lowered the magazine again she stood before him in nothing but her boyshorts and bra and his eyebrows went up and he put the magazine down beside him. She smiled. "Is that was you wanted?"

He nodded and suddenly her foot made contact with his crotch and he double over. "Damn it!" He groaned as he curled into a little ball. "Kuchiki, Ukitake and Urahara!" He grunted and she folded her arms.

"Thank…" she paused. "Did you say Kuchiki?" She turned to look at him and he grunted something about her being a pain.

"Yes… you're brother's coming to keep an eye on us…" he choked out and she fumed.

"Byakuya…" she frowned.

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Byakuya placed his neatly folded clothes into his suitcase and heard an all too familiar laugh at his front door. "Come in!" He called and he heard his friend enter.

"BYAAAAAAKKKKKUUUUUUYAAAAAAA!" Kisuke shouted as he entered the room. Byakuya looked over. His blonde haired friend wore a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt. "Come oouuuuuuut toniiiiiight!!!" He sang and Byakuya sighed.

"I don't think so…" Kisuke snorted and pulled the rubber band that Byakuya had stolen from his sister to pull his hair back when he was cleaning. "Why did you do that?" Byakuya asked in dismay as his black hair fell down. Kisuke snapped the rubber band at him. "AH!" He caught it. "Watch it Urahara!"

"Why nooot?" Kisuke whined. Byakuya pushed him slightly.

"Back off… I'll be of no use to anyone with a hangover tomorrow…" He replied and Kisuke folded his arms.

"Spoilsport…" Kisuke walked out of the room and down the hallway towards the boy's dorms. The only boys that were still on the campus were the kids staying for summer school and the boys who were going on the senior trip the next day.

"Oh come on Uryu…" Ichigo laughed and Uryu made a face at him. The black haired man folded his powerful arms across his bare chest as he sat cross legged on his bed across the dorm from Ichigo. His tan cargo shorts appeared to be the only thing he was wearing.

"Yeah! Right!" Renji hooted from the couch. He was bouncing a football from his finger tips and catching it.

"I bet you… you could make her fall in love with you…" Kisuke paused, walking slower as he heard Ichigo speak. Suddenly a thought hit him in the face. It was a dirty thought… but it was a good thought… he turned around and whistled as he walked off.

"Kazumi? Nahh… she's gonna be playboy's bunny of the year someday…" Renji laughed from the other room.

"No she's not!" Uryu fumed at him from his bed and Renji threw the football at him. "Aren't you supposed to use your feet?" Uryu caught the black and white ball.

"Yeah but I'm laying down…" Renji replied with a laugh. His black and white bandana was rolled and tied on the side of his head. Uryu laughed from the other room and Renji heard a 'fwump' as Uryu hit the bed.

"She could…" Ichigo walked into the connecting room where Renji was. "I mean… she's got the body dude… I'd hate to have a girlfriend like her… she's too much…" Renji nodded. "Don't say anything… the girl you're crushin' on is pretty damn hot too…" Ichigo threw a shirt at the tattooed footballer who laughed.

"Yeah… but Hasegawa's got a belly button ring…" He laughed and Ichigo nodded.

"You have a point there… Uryu I think she's too hot for you…" The two red heads watched as the man in the other room dragged himself to a sitting position with only his abdominals, his arms lax. He had a look on his face that read, 'I hate you both.'

"I think… you're both full of shit…" he let himself fall back down. Ichigo and Renji smiled at each other.

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Kisuke leaned forward as they sat in the pub. Jushiro had an eyebrow lifted and Byakuya was pissed that he had been dragged out of his house for the night. Kisuke had just proposed an idea that intrigued them both but Byakuya was still upset that he had been dragged out of his house at ten PM to go to a pub. He leaned back, folding an arm behind his head. "Sounds interesting… but why?" He lifted an eyebrow.

"Because… it's going to keep us entertained during this trip… think about it…" Kisuke leaned forward as Byakuya drank from his beer bottle, his ankle on his knee. Jushiro leaned an elbow on the table with his fist on his cheek, narrowing one eye.

"Yeah… but what's in it for us…" Jushiro asked his friend and Kisuke leaned forward again.

"I'll tell you what's in it for us… the satisfaction of getting a piece of ass…" Kisuke grinned and Byakuya lifted an eyebrow higher.

"Who are the candidates?" Byakuya asked offhandedly.

"The three female teachers that are coming with Stevens Academy," Kisuke leaned back with a smirk.

"Scott, Shihouin and Unohana… kinda tough don't you think…" Jushiro put the glass of scotch down on the table.

"But there's more… each of us has one particular one… to woo…" Kisuke smiled and Byakuya actually leaned in. "I'll take Shihouin… Byakuya take Scott and Jushiro… you've had your eye on Unohana for a while…" Jushiro smiled lightly.

"This is going to be interesting…" Jushiro laced his fingers around the glass and lifted it up. "To old friends, good times and a shit load of trouble!" He said and the other two laughed as they toasted.

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"Yoruichi…" Retsu stepped into the room. They petite woman had her long black hair down her back in a long braid, her tight white tank hugging her curves. The folded flannel of her boxers made Yoruichi laugh. The Japanese woman could make a sack look good.

"Yeah…" Yoruichi smiled.

"I was wondering… if I could put a few things in your bag?" She walked into the room with a couple of folded articles of clothing.

"Yeah… sure…" Retsu was so quiet compared to the loud and outgoing Yoruichi… it was surprising that they were roommates…

"Hey! Retsu I have room!" Bella called from the other room. Bella Scott, the oddball of the group. She was somewhere between Yoruichi and Retsu in personality and tended to be the balancing factor in the bunch.

"Okay! Thank you…" Retsu disappeared as Yoruichi zipped her bag. Her cell phone rang and she looked at the caller ID.

"He's still trying to get a hold of you Bella!" Yoruichi hung up the orange RAZR and tossed it into her orange patent leather Prada bag.

"Great!" Bella called from the other room. She was taller than Retsu for sure. Her long dark was pulled up in a ponytail, her bright emerald eyes sparkling as she laughed at something Retsu said.

"He's such a jerk to dump you like that…" Retsu told her as she packed Retsu's things in her suitcase. Bella shrugged.

"Whatever… I'm over it now…" Bella sighed and Retsu patted her shoulder.

"Don't worry girl everything will be alright…" Yoruichi smiled. "Besides… maybe there's someone on this trip you'll like…" she heard her cell phone ring from the other room. "Be right back…" she turned and walked over to her bag, picking it up. "Hello…"

"Hello beautiful…" his deep voice spoke over the phone and she smiled.

"What are you doing?" She looked into the other room.

"Playing hooky from my friends to talk to you… so how's everything on your end?" His voice spoke softly as though trying to stay out of earshot.

"Going great… she seems to be doing better… I hope what you're planning isn't going to hurt anyone…" She zipped her bag up.

"Nope… it'll be fine…" he laughed into the phone. "I have to go… I'll see you later…" the phone clicked and Yoruichi grinned. This was going to be one hell of a trip.

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Uhm… I'm wondering how good of a first chapter that was… please leave me a review… XDDD I love you all spoil me and I will spoil you!

Shalan