Long ago there was a tale of a boy named Sasuke who would travel to the ends of the earth to return the world, by opening the door of light, also to find the love of his life Sakura, all recorded by a small insect however over the years the story changed and many parts were forgotten such as Sasuke's pet slug Fluffy
Fluffy: hello
Allow me to reveal the true chronicles
Scene an island surrounded by a lot of water lots and lots of water
Sakura:(to sasuke) wake up you lazy bum
Sasuke:wakes upah Sakura it was so cooli was everywhere I thought I was falling and I was falling , I made a huge splash in the watter and it was cooooool
Sakura: a Sasuke have you been sniffing papu leaves again holds up a leaf that looks like a star
Sasuke: a no there Fluffies
Fluffy: no there not
Naruto: hey what are you guys doing? Why aren't you working? Why don't you like me Sakura? I'm cool aren't I Iruka says I'm cool. Are you even listening to me?
Sakura: (looking the other way) hey where Sasuke go
Sasuke: (in the water) fluffy! Come here the waters great
Fluffy: swims out
Sakura: Sasuke its salt water
POP
Sasuke: nooooooooooo
One slug funeral later
Sasuke: crying
Me: wow that's awkward
Naruto: well at least we got the raft done. No thanks to you points at Sasuke all your mourning for Fluffy.
Sasuke: who's fluffy
Sakura: never mind, come on its getting late we should get our rest. Walks away
Naruto: hey Sasuke look what I found a papu fruit holds up papu fruit and it wasn't easy to get. sees new papu fruit on tree tries to walk up the tree to it falls tries to run to it falls tries to jump to it falls tries to cut the tree wont work tries to use a large pole to reach it but gets stuck blasts it with hot water witch turns it into popcorn throws a papu fruit at it witch comes back and hits him throws it again and gets the fruit
Sasuke: I told you I'm clean now.
Naruto: not about that, if you eat it with Sakura you'll be with her forever, you know you want to try it.
Sasuke: uhhh whadaya mean?
Naruto: you like her!
Sasuke: no I doooooont!
Naruto: you like her!
Sasuke: no I don't!
Naruto: you like her!
Sasuke: no I don't!
Naruto: you like her!
Sasuke: no I don't!
Naruto: you like her!
Sasuke: no I don't!
Naruto: you like her!
Sasuke: no I don't!
Naruto: you like her!
Sasuke: SO DO YOU!
Naruto: ok but it will be our little secret. Got it? Covers mouth
Sasuke: don't worry Naruto I wont tell… hey Sakura guess what Naruto likes you sees Naruto is there and not Sakura oh uhhh this is awkward
That night
Scene the inside of a house with lots of graffiti
Sasuke: wait this isn't my house hmmmmmmmm starts drawing on the wall draws his head on a dinosaur body and Sakura standing next to him just one more thing draws them sharing a papu fruit done
Some guy: be warned!
Sasuke; yea that's nice buddy
Some guy: wait I'm not done yet walks away
Sasuke: turns around and sees Sakura standing there hey Sakura whatch lookin at? Why ya got that zombie like stare at me? Do I have somethin on my shirt? Do I have broccoli on my shirt holds up broccoli I don't think I have broccoli on my shirt throws broccoli at her I wore my bib (the bib says I 3 Sakura) oh now my secret bib thows bib
Sakura: Sasuke
Sasuke: walks into a closet leaving Sakura behind ahhh where'd this key come from ahhhh waves key around dangerously
A little hole forms in the ground and a little demon thing hops out
Sasuke: ha is that all I could defeat that with one Jutsu I don't need this stupid key
The little demon gets bigger and bigger
Sasuke: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh uh what do I do now.
Obi wan comes in his space ship thing
Obi wan: you must slay the beast using your great swordsmen skills.
Sasuke: you mean this key thing I only had it for 5 seconds.
Obi wan: uhhhhh yea
Sasuke: I don't think so what do you think I should do Harry? Looks at harry potter who appeared out of no where
Harry: what you must do is conjure an immense amount of light on this fowl creature.
Sasuke: picks up the key points it at the demon lumos (nothing happens) lumoooooos
Sasuke: ah screw it takes batteries out of the key and puts them in flashlight ha this will destroy you crap head.
Harry: oh well I supous that will work well my work here is done
Obi wan: did you even do any thing
Harry: I did more then you hmph I'm going to go play cricket
Sasuke: weird.
