Okay so this is my first fic and all, so, yeah. I DON'T OWN MAXIMUM RIDE OR OTHER THINGS, I OWN A SHIRT THAT SAYS "I HEART CHEESE" THOUGH.

Hi! My names Maximum Ride, Max for short. I've got long-ish sandy brown hair, chocolate brown eyes, currently not enrolled in school, staying at my mom's house, ignoring the voice in my head, all doing so while taking care of five other kids. Oh yeah there's something I forgot–I have wings.

Those five kids I mentioned earlier, they have wings too. My wings are a brown-ish tan, and if you want to know the rest just read the series, I don't have time for this, 'kay?

So we're at my Mom's house, like I said. There is this awesome forest behind her house (Just because she lives in Arizona doesn't mean there aren't trees there, though there are A LOT of cactuses) that we take occasional walk/fly in.

It started out as a normal walk, buuut, nature was calling and we had to start the day 'taking care business' behind a rock searching for some 'softer' leaves. That was fun.

We were searching for a spot to eat lunch when Nudge rang out "FANG JUST ATE A BOOGER AND IT WASN'T HIS!!!!!!!!" We all stopped to stare at Fang (who was turning beet red) with disgusted looks. "Whose booger was it Fang?" I asked stifling laughter. He muttered something that I couldn't understand. "What'd you say Fang? Even Iggy didn't hear you."

"Yeah I did." Huffed Iggy from behind me, trying to not laugh. "Tell me." I demanded. "I think Fang should tell– HA– you." I turned to Fang with one of my glares, even he crumbles with fear. "Yes Fang, tell me." Dripping as much venom as I could into my voice as possible. Again he mumbled something none of us could hear. "What Fang? I couldn't hear you." I said cupping my ear with my hand. "IT WAS YOURS ALL RIGHT!!!!" He shouted for all of Arizona to hear. Well my life's just hunky-dory, how's yours? "What the -censored- Fang! Since when have you had a fetish for my snot?" I shrieked at him. I was feeling sick, angry, and... flattered? "A while" he replied wiping off 'dirt' from his shirt. "How long is 'a while'.' I said through my teeth. "The night before we split." He muttered, now digging his toe in the dirt. What the h-e-double hockey sticks is with him? We gotta get this boy to a doctor. "Yeah, I'm not hungry any more." concluded Gazzy sullenly. "Me too." I was taken aback from Nudge's short answer. "Well I guess if no one is hungry, then we should start heading back." I said with a sigh. I was kinda looking forward to this lunch, Iggy made his signature ravioli. But I was feeling a little nauseated from the previous event. "THANK THE LORD! The only booger I would eat is my own. Not that I have." Cried Iggy.

As we walked back I slowed to match my pace with a trailing Fang to say "I'm kind of flattered that you eat my boogers, because you like me so much." Ahead of us I heard a deep snicker and two giggles escaping my flock leaving Gazzy perplexed with everyone. With that I picked up the speed to go ahead of the flock, letting Fang stand there with a look of shock and joy.

A/N: Okay so it was pointless, just thought of this and felt like adding it. So yeah, r&r people if you feel like it. I won't be offended by flames so, BYE!!!