Devin Hebert God Is Great! 9/14/12
Me and the high prophet, Bombboy1252, both got to help God in building church. He granted us both powers to get the job done. He granted us both the powers of flight and unlimited items (Creative Mode). It was fun! We both had our own responsibilities to take care of. I Had the responsibility of hooking up all the redstone wire to all of the redstone lamps to lift the church from the darkness. Bombboy1252 had the responsibility to build the actual structure of the church. We had to make sure it was shiny enough to represent our god. If the church wasn't shiny enough god wouldn't have been able to see it and our world would have been taken over by demons. So Bombboy1252 decided he was going to make the church out of solid emerald, diamond, gold, and iron blocks, that way it would be shiny enough for him to see. The church looked really nice now that it's finished. I love God! Oh did I mention that our god is the flying spaghetti monster. Yes you heard me right our god is the flying spaghetti monster. Once we were finished with the church we thought that god was going to take our powers away but instead he gave us a secret mission. This mission is top secret so I'm going to tell you all it in this public story so everyone can see. The secret mission was for us to build a hidden dungeon in the church so god could lock up all the people who had demons trapped in them so they couldn't hurt anyone else. As soon as we were done building the dungeon god almost immediately locked up 5 of our townspeople claiming that they had evil demons lurking in the depths of their souls. He locked up Bridling, Josh8851, Superbenny758, ZnightZ, and CaptainSparklez all in the dungeon that we had built. I 100% understand why Bridling deserved to get locked up, poor Rick, but I couldn't figure out why everyone else needed to. But who knows? God is God and God wins games. He knows what's best for us in our small little town. God then gave us the responsibility to build the high prophet Bombboy1252s house. He told us to make the house but not too nice because he didn't want it to be better than his church. So we did just that we built it so it looked nice but not as good as the church. God was pissed though. He thought that we made it look better than his church. He sent an army of Ghasts and Blazemen to hunt us down and kill us for our sin. He even went as far as hiring his own personal skeletons to try to take us out. But god had forgotten that he has given us the power of Creative Mode. The High Prophet and I both gave ourselves full diamond armor to fight all of the vicious mobs that god has sent after us. After a few waves of intense fighting we both decided that enough was enough, if god really thought we had disobeyed him then he's truly not our god. So we went to gods house and placed a TNT block on his front door step, rung his doorbell and ran like hell. God opened the door and boom he exploded! God was really dead we did it. We then decided we would become the new god so we killed everyone on planet Minecraftia!
True Story!
The End!
