Eek! Save Me!
by
Nin Tendo
~ Disclaimer ~ Today...GW. Tomorrow...the WORLD!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!! (Dee: Just ignore her. She doesn't own GW)
WARNING!!! RANDOM SILLYNESS, OOC, AND CLICHE TOILET HUMOR!!! BE AFRAID!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!!
A/N: I didn't think that I'd see the day. I wrote a cliche GW fic....;_; But it IS based on a true story, so I'll let it pass n_n)
Relena burst through the door of her mansion, skidded on the mat, then proceeded to run up the stairs.
You had to give give her some slack. I mean, c'mon! She had been sitting at that meeting for HOURS! They had been discussing the future of humanity, for chissake! You couldn't just up and say, "May I be excused?" You had to hold it.
Relena mounted her porcelain throne, and sighed in relief. She had avoided disaster, once again.
A few minutes later, she reached out for some toilet paper. Her fingertips met a cardboard roll.
She froze in horror. There was no toilet paper!!!
Relena breathed deeply, then shouted, "HEE~RO~!!! HE~LP~ ME~!!!"
Heero suddenly appeared in mid-air, and crashed to the floor. Relena blinked in surprise, then covered herself with a towel.
"Heero," Relena said, in awe, "how did you do that? It was so COOL!!!"
Heero stood up, and rubbed his poor nose. "I got lost in my spandex shorts," he explained. (A/N: blink O.O blink)
"Ohhh..." Relena replied, understanding completely. "Anyway, I'm glad that you're here! Something HORRIBLE has happened!"
"Hn?" Heero asked.
"I ran out of toilet paper!" she cried.
Heero gasped in horror. (A/N: Hahahaha...)
"Please find some for me!" she continued, desperately.
Heero thought it over. He still had to save the world from those aliens parked outside Earth's atmosphere.
But, then again, NO ONE should be stranded on the toilet, let alone the former 'Queen of the World!'!!!
"Mission accepted," Heero replied, then found his way out of his spandex shorts. (A/N: Get your mind outta the gutter, you hentais!! He didn't undress!!! ;p)
Heero reappeared in his computer chair, (he had been trying to sit down when he'd gotten 'lost'), then changed his shorts so he could fix it's hammerspace connection later.
He checked to see if his extra gun was there. Yup. Right along with the extra shotgun, machine gun, flamethrower, rocketlauncher, and pepperspray. He left his apartment, wondering what he should do to accomplish his mission.
An idea came to him. He started to jog, roughly in the direction of Relena's house.
It wasn't long before he found what he was after.
A house with the bathroom lights on.
Heero quietly broke into the house, drew his gun, aimed, and waited.
After a flush, and the sounds of a running sink (remember to wash your hands! n_n), the door opened, and a young man walked out, only to run into the barrel of a gun. He gulped, then looked up at the grim-faced soldier.
"Um...hey," the 'hostage' said, akwardly. "We gotta stop meeting like this, Heero. I mean, I'm going to have a heart attack one of these days..."
"Shut the hell up, Duo," Heero growled. "Give me your toilet paper, or I'll shoot!"
'Ooookaaaay...' Duo thought, slowly backing into his bathroom. 'He's gone insane. I mean, he could have just ASKED.'
With slow, calculated movements, so the trigger-happy psycho wouldn't get upst, Duo removed his toilet paper from the dispenser thingy, and held it out to him.
Heero hit Duo with the back of his gun, grabbed the toilet paper, then ran off, laughing like a madman...which he was.
"Owww..." Duo groaned, from his position on the floor. What the hell did he do THAT for?!" He gingerly touched the already forming bruise on his forehead. "That's it. I'm having him committed."
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Relena's butt was starting to hurt.
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Heero ran the rest of the way to Relena's house. Being the Perfect Soldier, he didn't even break a sweat. He opened the door, ran up the stairs, and headed for the bathroom.
He frowned when he found the door locked. He considered using an explsive, but if he accidentely killed Relena, he wouldn't be able to accomplish his mission.
After a while, Heero just shrugged, and turned the doorknob a little harder than it was meant to be turned. After a long, annoying, creaking noise, the door finally opened.
"You need to get the lock fixed," he said, in his monotone voice, as he handed her the toilet paper.
Relena squirmed in her seat, (A/N: Why? That's up to you! n_n), and said, "Thank you so much, Heero! I owe you a favor!"
Heero raised an eyebrow, (A/N: Oooo! Does he look a little interested? n_n), and said, I'll keep that in mind."
Relena smiled a little hesitately. Maybe she should have kept her mouth shut. She hoped that he wouldn't make her do something weird, like burn down Duo's house, for example.
Heero turned to leave, then paused, and said, "Oh, and Relena?"
"Yeah?" she answered, feeling apprehensive.
He bared a psychotic grin. "Next time, look before you leak," he said, then ran off, laughing like a madman...which he was.
Author's Notes:
1. Nin: (mounts her porcelain throne) I AM THE QUEEN OF THE TOILET!!! n_n
2. Hehehe...I made up the 'look before you leak' crack when Dee Jay ran out of toilet paper once. This story is based on that experience. Hey, why are you looking at me like that? I didn't hold up my best friend, honest! n_n
3. I was mean to Duo, I know...;_;....but it's so fun! n_n
4. Does anyone want a sequel? (I doubt it n_n) I kinda have an idea. It's about those aliens parked outside Earth's atmosphere. It's an insane humor, too.
5. OH! And someone asked if I REALLY get lost in my pants ('cause I said it was based on a true story). ...Yes, I do. Though, it's more like drowning instead of getting lost. I really gotta learn to buy pants that FIT me. But I like wearing baggy clothes...(shrugs) Oh, well. Forget about it. I don't know what I'm talking about.
6. Flame me. ...C'mon!!! Pllllleeeeeaaaaaaasssssssseeeeee??? I'll love you forever!!!! (Damn, no one listens to me. Sniff. n_n)
by
Nin Tendo
~ Disclaimer ~ Today...GW. Tomorrow...the WORLD!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!! (Dee: Just ignore her. She doesn't own GW)
WARNING!!! RANDOM SILLYNESS, OOC, AND CLICHE TOILET HUMOR!!! BE AFRAID!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!!
A/N: I didn't think that I'd see the day. I wrote a cliche GW fic....;_; But it IS based on a true story, so I'll let it pass n_n)
Relena burst through the door of her mansion, skidded on the mat, then proceeded to run up the stairs.
You had to give give her some slack. I mean, c'mon! She had been sitting at that meeting for HOURS! They had been discussing the future of humanity, for chissake! You couldn't just up and say, "May I be excused?" You had to hold it.
Relena mounted her porcelain throne, and sighed in relief. She had avoided disaster, once again.
A few minutes later, she reached out for some toilet paper. Her fingertips met a cardboard roll.
She froze in horror. There was no toilet paper!!!
Relena breathed deeply, then shouted, "HEE~RO~!!! HE~LP~ ME~!!!"
Heero suddenly appeared in mid-air, and crashed to the floor. Relena blinked in surprise, then covered herself with a towel.
"Heero," Relena said, in awe, "how did you do that? It was so COOL!!!"
Heero stood up, and rubbed his poor nose. "I got lost in my spandex shorts," he explained. (A/N: blink O.O blink)
"Ohhh..." Relena replied, understanding completely. "Anyway, I'm glad that you're here! Something HORRIBLE has happened!"
"Hn?" Heero asked.
"I ran out of toilet paper!" she cried.
Heero gasped in horror. (A/N: Hahahaha...)
"Please find some for me!" she continued, desperately.
Heero thought it over. He still had to save the world from those aliens parked outside Earth's atmosphere.
But, then again, NO ONE should be stranded on the toilet, let alone the former 'Queen of the World!'!!!
"Mission accepted," Heero replied, then found his way out of his spandex shorts. (A/N: Get your mind outta the gutter, you hentais!! He didn't undress!!! ;p)
Heero reappeared in his computer chair, (he had been trying to sit down when he'd gotten 'lost'), then changed his shorts so he could fix it's hammerspace connection later.
He checked to see if his extra gun was there. Yup. Right along with the extra shotgun, machine gun, flamethrower, rocketlauncher, and pepperspray. He left his apartment, wondering what he should do to accomplish his mission.
An idea came to him. He started to jog, roughly in the direction of Relena's house.
It wasn't long before he found what he was after.
A house with the bathroom lights on.
Heero quietly broke into the house, drew his gun, aimed, and waited.
After a flush, and the sounds of a running sink (remember to wash your hands! n_n), the door opened, and a young man walked out, only to run into the barrel of a gun. He gulped, then looked up at the grim-faced soldier.
"Um...hey," the 'hostage' said, akwardly. "We gotta stop meeting like this, Heero. I mean, I'm going to have a heart attack one of these days..."
"Shut the hell up, Duo," Heero growled. "Give me your toilet paper, or I'll shoot!"
'Ooookaaaay...' Duo thought, slowly backing into his bathroom. 'He's gone insane. I mean, he could have just ASKED.'
With slow, calculated movements, so the trigger-happy psycho wouldn't get upst, Duo removed his toilet paper from the dispenser thingy, and held it out to him.
Heero hit Duo with the back of his gun, grabbed the toilet paper, then ran off, laughing like a madman...which he was.
"Owww..." Duo groaned, from his position on the floor. What the hell did he do THAT for?!" He gingerly touched the already forming bruise on his forehead. "That's it. I'm having him committed."
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Relena's butt was starting to hurt.
=======================================================================================
Heero ran the rest of the way to Relena's house. Being the Perfect Soldier, he didn't even break a sweat. He opened the door, ran up the stairs, and headed for the bathroom.
He frowned when he found the door locked. He considered using an explsive, but if he accidentely killed Relena, he wouldn't be able to accomplish his mission.
After a while, Heero just shrugged, and turned the doorknob a little harder than it was meant to be turned. After a long, annoying, creaking noise, the door finally opened.
"You need to get the lock fixed," he said, in his monotone voice, as he handed her the toilet paper.
Relena squirmed in her seat, (A/N: Why? That's up to you! n_n), and said, "Thank you so much, Heero! I owe you a favor!"
Heero raised an eyebrow, (A/N: Oooo! Does he look a little interested? n_n), and said, I'll keep that in mind."
Relena smiled a little hesitately. Maybe she should have kept her mouth shut. She hoped that he wouldn't make her do something weird, like burn down Duo's house, for example.
Heero turned to leave, then paused, and said, "Oh, and Relena?"
"Yeah?" she answered, feeling apprehensive.
He bared a psychotic grin. "Next time, look before you leak," he said, then ran off, laughing like a madman...which he was.
Author's Notes:
1. Nin: (mounts her porcelain throne) I AM THE QUEEN OF THE TOILET!!! n_n
2. Hehehe...I made up the 'look before you leak' crack when Dee Jay ran out of toilet paper once. This story is based on that experience. Hey, why are you looking at me like that? I didn't hold up my best friend, honest! n_n
3. I was mean to Duo, I know...;_;....but it's so fun! n_n
4. Does anyone want a sequel? (I doubt it n_n) I kinda have an idea. It's about those aliens parked outside Earth's atmosphere. It's an insane humor, too.
5. OH! And someone asked if I REALLY get lost in my pants ('cause I said it was based on a true story). ...Yes, I do. Though, it's more like drowning instead of getting lost. I really gotta learn to buy pants that FIT me. But I like wearing baggy clothes...(shrugs) Oh, well. Forget about it. I don't know what I'm talking about.
6. Flame me. ...C'mon!!! Pllllleeeeeaaaaaaasssssssseeeeee??? I'll love you forever!!!! (Damn, no one listens to me. Sniff. n_n)
