Title: Castiel gets a..
DISCLAIMER: WE DO NOT OWN SUPERNATURAL NOR DESTIEL. IF WE DID, THEY'D BE FUCKING RIGHT NOW. Oh, and Kripke owes us therapy for this.
Hello, lovelies! This is my first Supernatural oneshot. Hope you guys have fun reading as my Co-writer and I had fun writing it.
Special thanks to Donna Gamboa for being the best god damned friend there is.
Gabbie: This is.. Different, but, IT'S AWESOME. :D have fun, you guys.
Donna: I do not know what to say so I'll just say ... READ ON AND ENJOY CASTIEL'S POKING ;)
Castiel sat quietly with his hands placed on his lap as he waited patiently for Dean. Dean was in the shower, and for some apparent reason, was taking too long. Or at least Castiel felt he was taking too long. Castiel sighed in annoyance.
"Cas?! You there?!" Dean shouted as he got out of the shower. Castiel was facing away from him.
"Yes. Are you done yet?" Castiel replied "I am here to inquire about something concerning my vessel."
"What about it?" Dean asked, thinking it was strange that the angel did not even face him.
Castiel turned around. He did not say anything. Dean wondered what was wrong with the angel. He examined Castiel from head to toe. And then he knew.
"I do not understand what has happened to my vessel"
He got a smirk from the human as a reply.
"Is it broken?" He asked innocently.
"Where did you just say you were before you went here?" Dean said, suppressing a laugh.
"Dean, this is serious," Castiel replied in his monotonous voice. "I cannot fight demons properly with this ... defect."
"It will not go back to its original position"
Castiel repeatedly poked it. "Even if I force it to. Why is this, Dean?"
"Okay, first, stop doing that! It's disturbing."
"How do I repair it? Can you repair it for me, Dean?"
Dean took a deep breath and faced Castiel again. He tried to explain: "when... uh.. Castiel Jr. gets like that it means that he's happy and that he needs friction to make it all better"
"But it is strange Dean, this feeling is unnatural for me and where will I get friction?"
"Do you remember Chastity?"
"But Castiel Jr. didn't tingle at that time"
"Oh for the love of pie-- HOW DID YOU GET THAT THING ANYWAYS?!"
"I don't know. I was just here waiting for you and then you walked out of the shower"
Dean made a face and looked at the angel, "I m sorry, WHAT?"
"I was sitting quietly here when it happened. Is there something with this, Dean? Can't you just make it go away?"
"Uh. I'm not exactly sure, Cas. You see, I'm a dude and you're a dude so... can you use your hand?"
"How do I use my hand? Can you guide it?"
"...What? wait-- I mean.. NO! Cas! I am not gonna go through some homoerotic crap!"
"Then what do I do, Dean? I cannot use my abilities properly with ... Castiel Jr. ... tensed!"
Dean eventually explained to Cas on what he has to do with... IT. Castiel, horrified, did not know what to do so, he hurriedly flew to Rome to pray.
THE END!
We are going to be making more short Castiel fics, so, wait for it. :D
Love and Rock&Roll
Gabbie and Donna
