Disclamer: I don't own anything I am using in this fic, and blah blah blah. And now, another fic by *clears throat* THE ONE AND ONLY SUPER MAGUS! *holds up sign that says, applause* *Crickets chirp* Ummmm, anyways. On to the fic ---------------- Commercials, VIDEO GAME STYLE! Commercial 1. Got Milk?

Scene: Zelda: Ocarina of Time, fighting Ganon

Link is down to one heart, he is tired and his health meter is beeping, Ganon takes the final swing at Link, but Link pulls out a bottle of Lon Lon Milk! HE starts to drink it, but realizes it is empty. He desperatly shakes it in an attempt to get anything out, but to no avail. Ganons claw is about to connect with Link, the screen goes black, and Link screams. Announcer: Got Milk? ----------------- Commercial 2: The power of cheese.

Scene: Dragon Warrior Monsters 2, Cobi's Journey.

Cobi: Hey guys, look! The dream egg is about to hatch! *the whole farm gathers around to see the monster that will be born* *The egg shakes violently, and a Dimensaur pops out* Cobi's dad: WOAH! How many Meteorbs did you give that thing? Cobi: I didn't give it Meteorbs. Tara: SlvrCapes? Cobi: Nope. Everyone: THEN WHAT?! Cobi: I gave it cheese! *everyone stares blankly* Announcer: Ahh, the power of cheese. ------------------ Commercial 3: Pibb Xtra

Scene: Various.

Announcer: Meet Ash. *Ash is seen in a forest with Caterpie* Announcer: And Izzy(I couldn't find two, alike names, sorry) *Izzy is seen with Tentomon* Announcer Both are raising bug-type creatures *Both creatures start glowing* Announcer: But Izzy just discovered Pibb Xtra, and started getting a little extra out of life. *Izzy takes a swig of PibbXtra* *Ash's CAterpie eveolves into Metapod* Ash: ...*Sweatdrops* *Tentomon Digivolves to Kabuterimon* Izzy: ALL RIGHT! Announcer: So get PibbXtra, and get a little extra, out of life.

------------------------ Commercial 4: Mountain Dew

Scene: Chrono Trigger, the mountain that Frog cuts open.(Yeah, you see it coming already)

Frog: Crono, handeth me the Masamune! *crono sticks the Masamune in the ground) *Frog picks it up* Frog: HAAAAAA! *cuts open mountain* *rumbling sound is heard* Crono: What? *Mountain dew sprays out of mountain* Announcer: Mountain Dew, the only all natural drink.

--------------------------- Commercial 5: Snickers

Scene: Golden Sun, Crossbone Island

*Deathbeard is waiting at the last floor* *Issac walks up by himself* Issac: Come on, Deathbeard! I can take ya! You, me right now! Garet: No! You're at low health! Issac: Who cares? I can do it! DIE! *Jumps at Deathbeard* *Camera freezes and cuts to announcer while Issac is mid-air* Announcer: Overestimation of ones powers, an unfortunate side effect of hunger. Grab a Snickers, and don't let hunger happen to you.