Me: I have the same situation with Roy whenever it's the week before exams always cramming for my first test of the week my number one enemy aside from milk, Chinese. God, I suck at that subject some people from other classes cheat in the quizzes just to pass. Anyways I hope you enjoy I'm sorry bout my other stories those 2 were kinda like test runs if I was able to at least write a fanfics anyway I came up with the story while I was reviewing for my tutor's reviewer (hers is harder than the real thing) so there.

Roy: Well you mostly fail the periodical exams (final exams for the quarter) but at least manage to pass the long test (the exams 3-5 weeks before the periodical exams) and manage to pass most of your quizzes also you don't pass most of your requirements and don't speak that much in class coz you're always drawing in your book and on your table……

Me: Hey who told you that you can tell people what I do in Chinese class!

Roy: They don't care anyways. smirk

Me: Well get on with the disclaimer already before I can think of some evil way to ruin you in my fanfics for what you just did awhile ago!

Roy: Fine already, sheesh! Miracle wants me to tell you readers that she does not own FMA even though she wishes she did.

Me and Roy : Enjoy the story!

Roy's POV

Oh God what have I done to deserve this I mean aren't I a good person I don't hurt other people, unless I

had gotten annoyed with them anyways it's their fault in the first place for making me annoyed with them, I

don't steal from other people, unless you count stealing girlfriends as a crime anyhow I can't help if my

irrestible charm had attracted their girlfriends to me, nor do I make others feel bad, well maybe except Ed

coz its so much fun irritating him, or anything else, I'll keep the other things I did a secret..., so God can

you tell me why I deserve this!

I told myself while staring at the lieutenant like some mad woman.

"Lieutenant what's are these things doing on top of my desk?" I asked while poking them and hoping that

they aren't what I think they are. "Why Sir, these are you paperwork that you have to get finished and after

you're done with that pile you have another one waiting outside for you." she said as she brandished her

gun infront of me. One day I told myself that she'll end up killing someone in the office with that gun of

hers. I said "Lieutenant isn't it time for my break" hoping that she'll fall for it I went right beside the door

"No Sir sit down and do our paperwork or we'll get crushed by an avalanche of paperwork" she said as she

shot one bullet that nearly missed my ear, fearing for my life I went behind my desk and started working.

Now Lord I'll ask you just one more time WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!

Roy: I hate you...

Me: You're mean!

Me:I'm so sorry that my disclaimer is really, really long!

Roy: PLEASE REVIEW!

(bows)