*HEY GUYSSSSS! Here's one of the story's Ive wanted to do for awile! It's basicly Red and Blue goes on a journey and stuff happens.
*IDK how many chaps there be but I wan't to do a gym almost every other episode. (already writtin a ruff draft for chap 2 and there will be no gym.)
*Green is a guy and Blue is a girl.
*Profeser Oak is messed up~as I always known this.
*There will be some parts of pokemon yellow in here but mostly based off the origianal games.
*The guy at the store I call him mon cuz when I first wrote the Ruff draft for that part we where watching a movie and the people kinda talked like that and I felt like it was perfect for him. And why do I call him mon? Cuz I was to lazy to name him somethig else.
*When I was writing this on my computer I din't know what to call this story so I called it Red stuff cuz it was about Red. And now it sinked in. THAT'S why it's called Red stuff.
*Thank U's you know who you are!
*TELL ME YOUR FAV PART!
*I gotta go bye!

~REVIEW AND ENJOY~

I DO NOT OWN POKEMON OR ANYTHING! NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED!

=Red Stuff=

As we start this journey we start in the early morning of pallet town in a kid's room his name is Red...

Woman: RED WAKE UP!

Red: WA WA!

Woman: GET DOWNSTAIRS NOW!

Red: OK

*Downstairs*

Red: Mom what is it?

Mom: Go get a job.

Red: I'm only ten.

Mom: So?

Red: your twenty four and don't have a job.

Mom: Well your the man of the house.

Red: I'm not a man yet mom...physicaly...where's my dad anyway?

Mom: Idk I'm not a ghost dijimon that all like "Let me predict yo past." Boy you stupid.

Red: I'm gonna go outside now.

Mom: Bring me back some star bucks.

Red: There's no star bucks around here.

Mom: Then open one up.

Red: I got no money.

Mom: Then get a job.

Red: You get a job!

*out side*

Red: I wonder how I get a missingno...

Mom: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE DINOSAUR!

...

Old creepy dude: HEY RED

Red:Hey Professor Oak...why did my mom kick you out of our house again?

Oak: No reason...HEY Red

Red: Hey Professor Oak...

Oak: Wanna come to my lab with me?

Red: No...

Oak: YOUR COMING ANYWAY YOU LITTLE BRAT!

*At Oak's lab*

Green: GRANDPA I HAVE ISSUES NO ONE LOVES ME.

Oak: Course no one loves you YOU WONT SHUT UP! Now I have some Pokemon and I don't wanna take care of them and Team Rocket won't take em so Red you chose one.

Green: What about me?

Oak: FERBYS CAN'T TRAIN POKEMON!

Oak: First we have bulbasar the dinoplant thing. No one really knows what it is.

Red: Isn't that your job to find out?

Oak: I tried making it into a salad but it dint work.

Red: 00

*Flashback*

Oak: GET BACK HERE

Bulba: VINE WHIP!

Oak: (Hand lands on burner) AHHHHHHH!

Oak: DINNER'S READY! YOU LITTLE YOU LIKED ALL THE RANCH OFF!

*end*

RED:...

Oak: Next we have squrtle the turtle Pokemon. It dint water my yard well then I released that it was a turtle so I was gonna make soup but my water was off. Then I released it's a water type but I broke the stove wile chasing bulbasar.

Which brings me to charmander the awesome fire lizard. Well I released it could make a fire for my soup so I told it to heat my stove It set my stove-and house on fire and the turtle count even put it out.

Red: OK...(But his house is fine though.)

*Red chooses charmander*

Green: I'm choosing BULBASAR!

Oak: No one care's.

Red: But shunt you chose the one stronger than mine?

Green: I did everyone knows waffles are better than pancakes. LET'S BATTLE!

Oak: GET OUT!

Green: BUT WE WANNA

Oak: GET LOST!

*At viridian pokemart*

Mon: Hello mon you Green of pallet town?

Red: No...

Mon: Then who are you?

Red: Red of pallet town.

Mon: Doja know Professor Oak mon?

Red: Yes I do. He hits on my mom.

Mon: He hits on everybody's mom.

Red: Yeah...why are you asking me about professor oak?

Mon: Cuz I got his package and it needs delivered.

Red: Can't you put it on FedEx of deliver it yourself?

Mon: Maybe mon but no one suspects a kid.

...

I mean I'm so busy and I could use da help.

Red: OK...

Mon: Good put it in your backpack. If the po po do find you do not lead them here. Have a nice day mon.

*back at the lab*

Red: Prof I got a parcel for you.

Oak: Tampax tampons absorb twice as much as the other leading tampon brands.

Red: what the?

Green: GRANDPA I NEED BALLS!

Red:00

Girl: And see Bella does gets pregnant!

Red: Who are you?

Green: What did you to my grandpa?

Girl: I gotta go kisses! I'm Blue and I think Taylor lauthener is HOTTTTTT!

Red: OK and why are you here?

Green: What did you to my grandpa?

Blue: Well I came in to get my first Pokemon and he was saying that over and over. Then my friend Britney called me and was like OMG BELLA'S GONNA GET-

Red: WE GET IT!

Oak:YOU WANT BALLS?

Green: Yeah!

Oak:LOOK AT MINE THERE COSTUMED DESIGNED!

!

*Kid's run out of the lab*

Oak: But there blue and white...oh well now I can catch that missingo I always wanted to catch something with my blue and white balls for catching pokemonz.

Red: That was close...

Blue: Yeah...

Green: I think he meant pokeballs.

Red: Oh yeah I have to give him this parcel.

Blue: Good luck with that.

Red: No way sister your coming with me!

*They go back into your lab*:(

Oak: What are you doing here?

Red: Parcel...

Oak: YES MY WEED...les...weedle food...take this box and these balls bye.

Red:I'm glad he meant POKEBALLS!

Blue: Yeah! Hey Red was it...wanna travel together?

Red:Why?

Blue:Cuz we could both use a traveling buddy and help each other and stuff and I'M SCARED OF THE WORLD!

Red:Shure.

Blue:YAY!...where did Green go?

Red: Who cares.

At our hero's start there journey they start to get a taste of the messed up stuff that they will encounters on the way...until next time...wait.