*HEY GUYSSSSS! Here's one of the story's Ive wanted to do for awile! It's basicly Red and Blue goes on a journey and stuff happens.
*IDK how many chaps there be but I wan't to do a gym almost every other episode. (already writtin a ruff draft for chap 2 and there will be no gym.)
*Green is a guy and Blue is a girl.
*Profeser Oak is messed up~as I always known this.
*There will be some parts of pokemon yellow in here but mostly based off the origianal games.
*The guy at the store I call him mon cuz when I first wrote the Ruff draft for that part we where watching a movie and the people kinda talked like that and I felt like it was perfect for him. And why do I call him mon? Cuz I was to lazy to name him somethig else.
*When I was writing this on my computer I din't know what to call this story so I called it Red stuff cuz it was about Red. And now it sinked in. THAT'S why it's called Red stuff.
*Thank U's you know who you are!
*TELL ME YOUR FAV PART!
*I gotta go bye!
~REVIEW AND ENJOY~
I DO NOT OWN POKEMON OR ANYTHING! NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED!
=Red Stuff=
As we start this journey we start in the early morning of pallet town in a kid's room his name is Red...
Woman: RED WAKE UP!
Red: WA WA!
Woman: GET DOWNSTAIRS NOW!
Red: OK
*Downstairs*
Red: Mom what is it?
Mom: Go get a job.
Red: I'm only ten.
Mom: So?
Red: your twenty four and don't have a job.
Mom: Well your the man of the house.
Red: I'm not a man yet mom...physicaly...where's my dad anyway?
Mom: Idk I'm not a ghost dijimon that all like "Let me predict yo past." Boy you stupid.
Red: I'm gonna go outside now.
Mom: Bring me back some star bucks.
Red: There's no star bucks around here.
Mom: Then open one up.
Red: I got no money.
Mom: Then get a job.
Red: You get a job!
*out side*
Red: I wonder how I get a missingno...
Mom: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE DINOSAUR!
...
Old creepy dude: HEY RED
Red:Hey Professor Oak...why did my mom kick you out of our house again?
Oak: No reason...HEY Red
Red: Hey Professor Oak...
Oak: Wanna come to my lab with me?
Red: No...
Oak: YOUR COMING ANYWAY YOU LITTLE BRAT!
*At Oak's lab*
Green: GRANDPA I HAVE ISSUES NO ONE LOVES ME.
Oak: Course no one loves you YOU WONT SHUT UP! Now I have some Pokemon and I don't wanna take care of them and Team Rocket won't take em so Red you chose one.
Green: What about me?
Oak: FERBYS CAN'T TRAIN POKEMON!
Oak: First we have bulbasar the dinoplant thing. No one really knows what it is.
Red: Isn't that your job to find out?
Oak: I tried making it into a salad but it dint work.
Red: 00
*Flashback*
Oak: GET BACK HERE
Bulba: VINE WHIP!
Oak: (Hand lands on burner) AHHHHHHH!
Oak: DINNER'S READY! YOU LITTLE YOU LIKED ALL THE RANCH OFF!
*end*
RED:...
Oak: Next we have squrtle the turtle Pokemon. It dint water my yard well then I released that it was a turtle so I was gonna make soup but my water was off. Then I released it's a water type but I broke the stove wile chasing bulbasar.
Which brings me to charmander the awesome fire lizard. Well I released it could make a fire for my soup so I told it to heat my stove It set my stove-and house on fire and the turtle count even put it out.
Red: OK...(But his house is fine though.)
*Red chooses charmander*
Green: I'm choosing BULBASAR!
Oak: No one care's.
Red: But shunt you chose the one stronger than mine?
Green: I did everyone knows waffles are better than pancakes. LET'S BATTLE!
Oak: GET OUT!
Green: BUT WE WANNA
Oak: GET LOST!
*At viridian pokemart*
Mon: Hello mon you Green of pallet town?
Red: No...
Mon: Then who are you?
Red: Red of pallet town.
Mon: Doja know Professor Oak mon?
Red: Yes I do. He hits on my mom.
Mon: He hits on everybody's mom.
Red: Yeah...why are you asking me about professor oak?
Mon: Cuz I got his package and it needs delivered.
Red: Can't you put it on FedEx of deliver it yourself?
Mon: Maybe mon but no one suspects a kid.
...
I mean I'm so busy and I could use da help.
Red: OK...
Mon: Good put it in your backpack. If the po po do find you do not lead them here. Have a nice day mon.
*back at the lab*
Red: Prof I got a parcel for you.
Oak: Tampax tampons absorb twice as much as the other leading tampon brands.
Red: what the?
Green: GRANDPA I NEED BALLS!
Red:00
Girl: And see Bella does gets pregnant!
Red: Who are you?
Green: What did you to my grandpa?
Girl: I gotta go kisses! I'm Blue and I think Taylor lauthener is HOTTTTTT!
Red: OK and why are you here?
Green: What did you to my grandpa?
Blue: Well I came in to get my first Pokemon and he was saying that over and over. Then my friend Britney called me and was like OMG BELLA'S GONNA GET-
Red: WE GET IT!
Oak:YOU WANT BALLS?
Green: Yeah!
Oak:LOOK AT MINE THERE COSTUMED DESIGNED!
!
*Kid's run out of the lab*
Oak: But there blue and white...oh well now I can catch that missingo I always wanted to catch something with my blue and white balls for catching pokemonz.
Red: That was close...
Blue: Yeah...
Green: I think he meant pokeballs.
Red: Oh yeah I have to give him this parcel.
Blue: Good luck with that.
Red: No way sister your coming with me!
*They go back into your lab*:(
Oak: What are you doing here?
Red: Parcel...
Oak: YES MY WEED...les...weedle food...take this box and these balls bye.
Red:I'm glad he meant POKEBALLS!
Blue: Yeah! Hey Red was it...wanna travel together?
Red:Why?
Blue:Cuz we could both use a traveling buddy and help each other and stuff and I'M SCARED OF THE WORLD!
Red:Shure.
Blue:YAY!...where did Green go?
Red: Who cares.
At our hero's start there journey they start to get a taste of the messed up stuff that they will encounters on the way...until next time...wait.
