Thee Golden Rock
A Red master Chief was Walking one day and tripped over a Rock, He muttered "Dawm you Stupid… Golden Rock, My only weakness". A blue master chief came up and called "Hey stupid, Have you had enough laying on the Ground?", The Red Master Chief Shouted "No… I mean yes, Pick me up from here". The Blue Master Chief awnsered "I would blame the Stupid golden rock!". The Red Master Chief jumps up into the air and ask "How dare you think gold is useless", He asked "It's the Most Usefulest thing in the world, You buy buildings with it. Besides I get to get my base back from those stupid cyans. (Camera goes to Cyans ontop of a Rooftop)
All of the Cyans Shouted "Yay to this Base to build a doom beam ontop off", Blue Master Chief asked "Why don't you try killing them, Its a lot more fun then buying it back, Besides. Your called me stupid" He Pulled out a Rocket launcher and Fired, Red Dodged and Asked "Have you ever tried saying please don't tease our colour, What would I say and do if I was insulted". The Blue Master Chief Awnsered with "Blow them up with a Rocket Launcher", The Red Master Chief nodded and replied "Indeed". The Red Master Chief pointed his rocket launcher at the Cyan base that once belonged to him and Fired.
Blood was splatting everywhere on the Ground and he Asked "Why do I kill, Is it fun? Or do people suffer when ever I kill? Am I supposed to feel this way?" He asked, A few second silence, He Shot Thee Blue Master Chief and Said "Because its Fun, Yes, No, No, it rocks"!
Thee end of thee Short Red VS Blue Fan Fiction.
