Hi people! I have no idea why I wrote this! I was rally bored and had some spare time that's all. This story is seriously dementified and twisted! I just started writing and didn't stop.
This isn't supposed to male sense! Oh, I don't own Disney!
Amy
"Robinson Whosaw?" Cried King Bob one morning.
"We don't know your majesty," Replied Pocahontas, "Some random dude stuck on an island, Tinkerbelle saw him this morning when she was flying to Neverland with Dumbo."
King Bob stroked his beard thoughtfully, "Send the RlS Legacy to get him."
"But sire," Pocahontas protested, "the vessel is captained by the three blind mice!"
"I know," Replied King Bob, "But Robinson Whosaw is my brother, if he is found, he will take my throne and feed me to TickTock."
Pocahontas bowed and left King Bob alone.
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As Robinson Whosaw sighted the approaching ship, he jumped off a cliff into the ocean to commit suicide.
Coincidently Ariel was swimming around there
A/N isn't it weird how Disney movie people always have the best luck? I mean Pinocchio was swallowed by a whale for crying out loud and he was still alive! They don't die! Anywho…
Ariel saved him and put him on the back of Donkey, who flew Robinson Whosaw to shore.
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"Curse you Robinson Whosaw!" King Bob cried, "Curse Youuuuuu!"
Robinson Whosaw rushed after Wee Willy Winkie, all the way to town, asking for directions to the Castle.
He followed a yellow tarmac road over a rainbow where he found a little leprechaun sitting on a pot.
"Greetings!" Robinson Whosaw said, "I am looking for the castle of King Bob, can you help me?"
"No I can't lady," replied the leprechaun, "I'm waitin' fer my hot date, she should arrive in a pink bubble soon."
When the leprechaun's 'hot date' arrived, the leprechaun turned to Robinson Whosaw, "Alright lady, you can keep my pot of gold if ya want, I got a hot date."
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Robinson Whosaw had enough gold to buy a little lamp and when the genie appeared, Robinson Whosaw wished that he had a castle, a wife and was king.
He lived with his wife Wednesday and they had three little kids called Monday, Thursday and Sunday.
King Bob was sent to work in the washhouse and he married the Evil Stepmother and they worked until
THE END
Yay me! I have successfully written the most screwed up story on the internet! Wohoo. Ok, my other stories are not as demented as this one I promise. You can review this if you want, it's really just for fun when I had nothing to write.
Remember: if you c sumone without a smile, giv them 1 of yours!
Amelia Johnsonn
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