Hi! I'm thinking about writing a CCS fic and I'm pretty sure that I'll be including this play that I have written. Just FYI this is just a script that I have, it's not actually a story yet. So, you could consider this as whatever you want it to be, but I just wanted to make sure that I have this available for future reference on the chance that I include it.


[Enter Syaoran and Sakura]

Sakura (eyeing Syaoran from top to bottom): My, my. Well don't you look awfully dapper tonight. What's the occasion?

Syaoran: No occasion, just thought that you might like to go out to a juice joint tonight. Go make yourself look spiffy. (Syaoran winks at Sakura.)

[A few minutes later]

Sakura(says in a whiny voice and stomps feet): Why'd we have to come to this juice joint? Couldn't we have gone somewhere more, I don't know, swanky?

Syaoran: No baby, I'm telling you this place is the Real McCoy.

Sakura: Fine(pouts). But if I don't have a whoopee time, there'll be no nookie tonight.

[Enter Yukito]

Yukito: Is everything Jake with you folks?

Syaoran: Yes, yes. Everything is just Jake. Get me some panther sweat and some giggle water for the Sheba.

[Sakura was ignoring Syaoran until he ordered the drinks]

Sakura(suddenly looking very nervous): U-Um, could you make that noodle juice instead of the giggle water?

Yukito: Look, doll, this here ain't no ritzy joint on the main drag.

[Yukito pulls out two glasses and fills them]

Yukito: Here's your panther sweat and giggle water.

Syaoran: What's eating you? Why'd you ask him for noodle juice if we're at a speakeasy, for crying out loud!

Sakura(looks down and away from Syaoran and mumbles): I'm expecting...

Syaoran: Expecting what?

Sakura(mad for no apparent reason and yells): I'M PREGNANT!

[Sakura runs away sobbing]

[Enter Eriol and Toya, Eriol sees Sakura]

Eriol: Hey! There's my girl! I want you to meet a kiddo of mine, he's going to be in town for a while and I figured you should meet each other.

Sakura(calmed down enough to speak clearly): Pleased to meet you.

Toya: The pleasure is mine. It's good to finally meet the Sheba who's tamed this drugstore cowboy. (Points at Eriol) You must have had to fix him a lot to get him to do what you want.

Sakura: I-I guess you could say that.

Eriol(puts arm around Sakura and talking to Toya): Isn't she the bee's knees? I plan on taking her to middle aisle.

[Sakura starts crying]

[Eriol and Toya look at her funny]

Eriol(says with concern): Baby, what's eating you?

Sakura(stuttering): I-I'm sorry. B-but I've got to hit the road!

[Sakura leaves Eriol and bumps into Syaoran]

Syaoran: Sweetie, why'd you cast a kitten? (mumbles)Mood swings must be settling in.

Sakura: I heard you!(hits Syaoran's arm) How am I supposed to feelabout this? Look, could we just go home? I'm not feeling well and it's obvious that you're bent.

Syaoran(wraps arms around Sakura's waist): Can't we just stay a while longer? Things are about to get hot.

[Meanwhile Eriol and Toya are having a bull session]

Toya: Are you sure she's the one?

Eriol: Pos-i-lute-ly, she's it.

Toya: Ok, just don't take any wooden nickels or else you're going to end up carrying a torch.

Eriol: That's horsefeathers! She ain't no Dumb Dora, she'll love me no matter what!

Toya: I wouldn't be so sure. Look over there. (points at Syaoran and Sakura)

[Enter Yukito]

Eriol(to Yukito): Can you help me? Can you find out what the relationship is between those two?

Yukito: Well, sir, that's her husband. I mean, she's his ball and chain.

Toya: Don't cast a kitten. I told you she was a flat tire, flour lover, whore!

Eriol: You never told me anything!

Yukito: Is there a problem, gentlemen?

Eriol: Yes there's a problem, dammit! [pauses] I need a torpedo!

Yukito: A what?

Toya: Ha-ha a torpedo? Why? I got my gun with me, why waste time looking for a torpedo when we can bump off that Joe zilch here and now!

[Stands up and pulls huge (water)gun out]

Yukito: Please, you don't have to do this in here.

Toya: It's none of your beeswax what we do or not do!

Yukito (says to himself): The Big Cheese will give me beef if they fight in here!

[Meanwhile Sakura and Syaoran]

Syaoran: So if it's a boy, can we name him after...

Yukito (yells): Watch out! He's got a heater!

[Couple turns around, sees the gun, stays standing up]

Sakura: Oh my god, Eriol! What is your friend doing?

Syaoran: You know him?

Eriol: Of course she knows me! I'm her sugar daddy!

[Syaoran looks at Sakura accusingly]

Syaoran(furious): WHAT? How can this be?

Sakura(now yelling): It's not like you haven't had your fair share of lovers!

[Sakura and Syaoran are ignoring the fact that someone wants to kill them and are arguing with each other]

Toya: Are we going to shoot him or not, Eriol! I'm getting impatient!

Eriol: Kiddo, pipe down! It's my decision!

Toya: Yeah, and it's my heater!

[Back to Sakura and Syaoran's argument]

Syaoran: What? Now it's my fault?

Sakura: Of course it is! Who else's could it be?

Syaoran: Uh, yours? Duh! It's your lover.

Sakura: Well, I wouldn't have felt the need for a lover if you weren't always with someone else!

Yukito (to Syaoran and Sakura): In case you haven't noticed, they're about to KILL YOU!

Syaoran (to Toya): You think you're a bimbo just because you have a heater? It takes more than that!

Eriol: She's my dame!

Yukito: Get out! All of you! Before I bum's rush you!

Syaoran: I can't believe I've been a sap this whole time, I was so goofy for you. I gave you everything! And what do you do? You double-cross me!

Sakura: I never asked you to give me anything! And I was goofy for you, too! I still am! For crying out loud, I'm having your BABY!

Eriol(says with disbelief): You're knocked up?

[Eriol grabs Toya's gun and aims at Syaoran]

Eriol: You motherfucker! I'm gonna kill you!

[Syaoran pulls out his hidden gun, aims, and shoots for Eriol]

[Syaoran accidentally shoots Toya in the shoulder. Toya staggers and is stunned]

Syaoran: Futz! I missed!

Eriol: You steal my gal and shoot my kiddo. You bastard!

[Syaoran reloads while Eriol gets ready to shoot]

Sakura(eyes widening): NO!

[Yukito grabs Eriol to make him lose aim and Eriol shoots Yukito]

[Eriol takes one more shot just as Syaoran shoots him and Sakura gets shot by Eriol's bullet]

Sakura(screams and touches her stomach(baby)): Oh no…SYAORAN!

Toya(recovers from shock): What have you done? I'm going to make you pay for this!

[Toya runs to pick up the gun]

[Syaoran shoots Toya while his back is turned. Toya dies]

Syaoran: Every thing's going to be fine... I promise.

Sakura(says weakly before she passes out): Syaoran, I'm sorry.

1 week later

Syaoran: How are you feeling?

Sakura: I'm fine, but how's the baby? (Puts hand on stomach.)

[Enter Yukito as the doctor.]

Yukito: After many tests, I'm sorry to say that you've lost your baby.

Syaoran: I'm sorry sweetie.

[Syaoran turns away, thinking deeply, then quickly turns to face Sakura]

Syaoran: Wait...Sakura, who was the father of that baby, me or that other fella?

[Sakura turns around to not face Syaoran]

Sakura: It-it was...

THE END