Hi! I'm thinking about writing a CCS fic and I'm pretty sure that I'll be including this play that I have written. Just FYI this is just a script that I have, it's not actually a story yet. So, you could consider this as whatever you want it to be, but I just wanted to make sure that I have this available for future reference on the chance that I include it.
[Enter Syaoran and Sakura]
Sakura (eyeing Syaoran from top to bottom): My, my. Well don't you look awfully dapper tonight. What's the occasion?
Syaoran: No occasion, just thought that you might like to go out to a juice joint tonight. Go make yourself look spiffy. (Syaoran winks at Sakura.)
[A few minutes later]
Sakura(says in a whiny voice and stomps feet): Why'd we have to come to this juice joint? Couldn't we have gone somewhere more, I don't know, swanky?
Syaoran: No baby, I'm telling you this place is the Real McCoy.
Sakura: Fine(pouts). But if I don't have a whoopee time, there'll be no nookie tonight.
[Enter Yukito]
Yukito: Is everything Jake with you folks?
Syaoran: Yes, yes. Everything is just Jake. Get me some panther sweat and some giggle water for the Sheba.
[Sakura was ignoring Syaoran until he ordered the drinks]
Sakura(suddenly looking very nervous): U-Um, could you make that noodle juice instead of the giggle water?
Yukito: Look, doll, this here ain't no ritzy joint on the main drag.
[Yukito pulls out two glasses and fills them]
Yukito: Here's your panther sweat and giggle water.
Syaoran: What's eating you? Why'd you ask him for noodle juice if we're at a speakeasy, for crying out loud!
Sakura(looks down and away from Syaoran and mumbles): I'm expecting...
Syaoran: Expecting what?
Sakura(mad for no apparent reason and yells): I'M PREGNANT!
[Sakura runs away sobbing]
[Enter Eriol and Toya, Eriol sees Sakura]
Eriol: Hey! There's my girl! I want you to meet a kiddo of mine, he's going to be in town for a while and I figured you should meet each other.
Sakura(calmed down enough to speak clearly): Pleased to meet you.
Toya: The pleasure is mine. It's good to finally meet the Sheba who's tamed this drugstore cowboy. (Points at Eriol) You must have had to fix him a lot to get him to do what you want.
Sakura: I-I guess you could say that.
Eriol(puts arm around Sakura and talking to Toya): Isn't she the bee's knees? I plan on taking her to middle aisle.
[Sakura starts crying]
[Eriol and Toya look at her funny]
Eriol(says with concern): Baby, what's eating you?
Sakura(stuttering): I-I'm sorry. B-but I've got to hit the road!
[Sakura leaves Eriol and bumps into Syaoran]
Syaoran: Sweetie, why'd you cast a kitten? (mumbles)Mood swings must be settling in.
Sakura: I heard you!(hits Syaoran's arm) How am I supposed to feelabout this? Look, could we just go home? I'm not feeling well and it's obvious that you're bent.
Syaoran(wraps arms around Sakura's waist): Can't we just stay a while longer? Things are about to get hot.
[Meanwhile Eriol and Toya are having a bull session]
Toya: Are you sure she's the one?
Eriol: Pos-i-lute-ly, she's it.
Toya: Ok, just don't take any wooden nickels or else you're going to end up carrying a torch.
Eriol: That's horsefeathers! She ain't no Dumb Dora, she'll love me no matter what!
Toya: I wouldn't be so sure. Look over there. (points at Syaoran and Sakura)
[Enter Yukito]
Eriol(to Yukito): Can you help me? Can you find out what the relationship is between those two?
Yukito: Well, sir, that's her husband. I mean, she's his ball and chain.
Toya: Don't cast a kitten. I told you she was a flat tire, flour lover, whore!
Eriol: You never told me anything!
Yukito: Is there a problem, gentlemen?
Eriol: Yes there's a problem, dammit! [pauses] I need a torpedo!
Yukito: A what?
Toya: Ha-ha a torpedo? Why? I got my gun with me, why waste time looking for a torpedo when we can bump off that Joe zilch here and now!
[Stands up and pulls huge (water)gun out]
Yukito: Please, you don't have to do this in here.
Toya: It's none of your beeswax what we do or not do!
Yukito (says to himself): The Big Cheese will give me beef if they fight in here!
[Meanwhile Sakura and Syaoran]
Syaoran: So if it's a boy, can we name him after...
Yukito (yells): Watch out! He's got a heater!
[Couple turns around, sees the gun, stays standing up]
Sakura: Oh my god, Eriol! What is your friend doing?
Syaoran: You know him?
Eriol: Of course she knows me! I'm her sugar daddy!
[Syaoran looks at Sakura accusingly]
Syaoran(furious): WHAT? How can this be?
Sakura(now yelling): It's not like you haven't had your fair share of lovers!
[Sakura and Syaoran are ignoring the fact that someone wants to kill them and are arguing with each other]
Toya: Are we going to shoot him or not, Eriol! I'm getting impatient!
Eriol: Kiddo, pipe down! It's my decision!
Toya: Yeah, and it's my heater!
[Back to Sakura and Syaoran's argument]
Syaoran: What? Now it's my fault?
Sakura: Of course it is! Who else's could it be?
Syaoran: Uh, yours? Duh! It's your lover.
Sakura: Well, I wouldn't have felt the need for a lover if you weren't always with someone else!
Yukito (to Syaoran and Sakura): In case you haven't noticed, they're about to KILL YOU!
Syaoran (to Toya): You think you're a bimbo just because you have a heater? It takes more than that!
Eriol: She's my dame!
Yukito: Get out! All of you! Before I bum's rush you!
Syaoran: I can't believe I've been a sap this whole time, I was so goofy for you. I gave you everything! And what do you do? You double-cross me!
Sakura: I never asked you to give me anything! And I was goofy for you, too! I still am! For crying out loud, I'm having your BABY!
Eriol(says with disbelief): You're knocked up?
[Eriol grabs Toya's gun and aims at Syaoran]
Eriol: You motherfucker! I'm gonna kill you!
[Syaoran pulls out his hidden gun, aims, and shoots for Eriol]
[Syaoran accidentally shoots Toya in the shoulder. Toya staggers and is stunned]
Syaoran: Futz! I missed!
Eriol: You steal my gal and shoot my kiddo. You bastard!
[Syaoran reloads while Eriol gets ready to shoot]
Sakura(eyes widening): NO!
[Yukito grabs Eriol to make him lose aim and Eriol shoots Yukito]
[Eriol takes one more shot just as Syaoran shoots him and Sakura gets shot by Eriol's bullet]
Sakura(screams and touches her stomach(baby)): Oh no…SYAORAN!
Toya(recovers from shock): What have you done? I'm going to make you pay for this!
[Toya runs to pick up the gun]
[Syaoran shoots Toya while his back is turned. Toya dies]
Syaoran: Every thing's going to be fine... I promise.
Sakura(says weakly before she passes out): Syaoran, I'm sorry.
1 week later
Syaoran: How are you feeling?
Sakura: I'm fine, but how's the baby? (Puts hand on stomach.)
[Enter Yukito as the doctor.]
Yukito: After many tests, I'm sorry to say that you've lost your baby.
Syaoran: I'm sorry sweetie.
[Syaoran turns away, thinking deeply, then quickly turns to face Sakura]
Syaoran: Wait...Sakura, who was the father of that baby, me or that other fella?
[Sakura turns around to not face Syaoran]
Sakura: It-it was...
THE END
