A/N: Okay this story is just random and it's nothing but dialog! I hope you like. I've never done a pure dialog story before. So there maybe SOME detail...or what ever...ENJOY AND PLEASE REVIEW! (tis all I ask)

Summary: Envy is having a bad day. Cause two of his "friends" (cough cough fangirls cough cough) are pestering him for answers to stupid questions. What happens when they're not sastified withthe answers?

"Hey Envy! What's up!"

"Get off!"

"Why would she do that?"

"Both of you! OFF!"

"No! We have questions!"

"I don't care! GET OFF!"

"Nah...hey Envy..why's your hair long?"

"Yeah! Why don't you cut it?"

"Cause I don't want to!"

"Why is is green?"

"Did ya dye it?"

"I dunno and NO! Now go away!"

"Don't tell us what to do PLAM TREE!"

"DON'T CALL ME PALM TREE!"

"Why not?"

"Because.."

"Why?"

"Because.."

"Why?"

"BECAUSE!"

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"Why do you wear a skort?"

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"Yeah why Envy?"

"I don't know.."

"Yes you do."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do!"

"Do not."

"Do to."

"Do not!"

"Alright...you say that now...why are you so pale?"

"Yeah are you a goth?"

"Uhh-"

"Goths are hawt!"

"Umm proper spelling in your speech thing plaese..."

"Uhh...I have no idea..."

"Let's go to the beach.."

"No..."

"I have an idea..."

"OOOOooooo..really?"

later

"UNTIE ME!"

"Never!"

"Never!"

fangirl laugh

"Let's use this color!"

"Ooooo nice!"

"No not pink! Anything but pink!"

"Okay...blue then!"

"Nooooooo!"

"Purple?"

"No..."

"Bl- no...green!"

"NO! Don't associate me with green!"

"Pink it is."

"OMG! He looks good with pink eyeshadow!"

;; (Envy)

"Yeah he does! How 'bout this color for lipstick.."

"Fire negine red? I don't even wear that.."

"You were ALL black..."

"Heh..yeah..."

"Don't come near me with that evil stick!"

"Oh c'mon! Lust wears it...why shouldn't you!"

"Nooo-! mmmmhhmppph..."

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"Hahahaha! He looks like agirl!"

"That's our fault."

"True. So true."

"Let me go."

"No..."

"On ONE condition.."

"OOoooo what?"

"We'll let him go..IF and only IF he doesn't take the make-up off.."

"NOOOOO!"

"Haha! Good one! But yeah...you'll go free if you don't take the make up off."

"grrr..."

"Well Envy?"

"?"

"Fine."

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"Finally! I'm free!"

"Don't you dare take off that make-up!"

"Make me keep it on!"

"Stop!"

door opens

"Hey Env-! OMG! laughs"

"GREED! Help me!" --- was pounced on by both the girls.

"Why should I?"

And So...Greed never helped Envy get out of the girls' grasp. Instead..He fell into their grasp. And ended up with make-up on too. And shortly afterward, Lust and Sloth came in...stunnedat what they saw. Follwed by Edward. Who, by chance had a camera.

OKAY! I know! It's UBER horrible...but I'm tired..and this just WASN'T leaving me alone. I will never do a dialog fic again...I can't do them very well. PLEASE REVIEW! And tell me that I should crawl under a rock...or something. JUST KIDDING! please review! I promise I will NEVER write something THIS HORRID ever again if you do.