Generic Fic #123987

This fic is a parody on all the ridiculous recycled fanfics out there. No one does anything creative anymore, and hopefully, I can stop this trend by being as cliché as possible.

Ch. 1

She looks at the sky smiling. Megumi was tall, blond, with shiny blue eyes, and really hot, all the boys liked her. Megumi went to Konoha village to get training

/Wow, who's that hot girl/ Sasuke thought, Megumi saw him glancing her way and smiled, she was really self-conscious. It's not bad though because she was really pretty and her hair was nice. She walked to the Hokage's office to sign up, and walked through the door.

/Is this a new student/ Tsudane said? Megumi smiled and answered.

"Yes, I am!" Tsudane was astounded by the girl's insight, she was both beautiful and smart! Everyone liked her, on her first day!

"Well, you'll be on Team 7 with Kakashi sensei, go see them now." Tsudnea said happily. Megumi left, and walked into the woods. There she saw Sasuke again, training really hard with a blond boy and a girl with pink hair. Sasuke looked at her and smiled, she gave him a sexy grin back, Sakura was jealous. Naruto thought she was hot too, but knew he had no chance because Sasuke liked her too! And Naruto stands no chance against Sasuke, since Sasuke is the coolest!

So anyway, she introduced herself.

"I'm Megumi, how are you?" Megumi said cheerfully. Everyone thought she was so pretty, even Kakashi thought he could only see her through one eye!

"I'm Naruto!"

"Sasuke."

Sakura looks and was mad because the boys seemed so interested, she wanted Sasuke and wanted him now!

"You know, Sasuke, her hair is probably fake, mine looks better." But Sasuke ignored her and kept staring at Megumi, god she was so hot, he couldn't even train. Then, the coolest happened, she did Chidori!

"Wow, baka, how do you know that jutsu? It's top secret!" Kakashi said surprised. She smiled and said

"Arigato I taught myself it. I call it screaming birds." "Wow, I call it that too wow, great minds think alike!"

So they trained, and everyone was happy, except Sakura, she was really really jealous, because she wasn't as pretty as Megumi, and no one liked her as much, but that's because her forehead is so big! So anyways, one day they had to go on a mission, everyone in the new team 7 gathered at the front of the village, and got ready to leave. Megumi's hair blew in the wind, and Sasuke was glad to have her around, she was so smart and talented!

Read and review, I worked really hard and came up with the idea myself!

Chapter 2 coming up soon!