Disclaimer- I DO NOT own dragon ball z, I do not (really) own Watzu (who is sorta from Tenchi), so please DON'T sue me!!! I am not making money off of this! I just made it for your pleasure.
Note- This is an Altervirse, or Alternative Universe, meaning that THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THEN ON THE SHOW!!!! so don't send me any complaints…
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This is rates PG-13/R for violence, lots of swearing, and some "Inappropriate" parts.
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~~~~~~~~~ Time brake.
Onward!!!
Saiya-jin Saga- Part One
Bulma landed outside the Kami House.
"Hey guys!" she yelled as she walked in.
"Hi Bulma!" Kuririn said.
"Hiya Bulma!" Master Roshi said, holding up a frothy mug of… water? {teehee… Its really Bear, FUNimation really did make it water in that seance ^_^}
"So we meet again…" Watzu grumbled from corner.
She looked almost the same, messy pink hair that stuck out everywhere, that went down to her waist. Nice body tone, muscular. She wore black gloves, with spiked "bad" bracelets and matching choker. A white tank top with baggy ripped up jeans. On her feet was her usual army boots. A tattoo went all the way around her left upper arm.
"Don't have to be so grumpy." Bulma muttered. "I'm guessing your still single, eh?"
"Hmph."
"How's Yamcha doing? Kuririn asked.
"Grrr… he went off to play BASEBALL and left me behind!!! If I never see him again it will be too soon!" Bulma yelled.
"I'm sorry I asked…" Kuririn muttered.
"Where's Goku at?" Bulma asked, changing the subject.
"He should be here soon." Watzu said. { Watzu has REALLY good ki sensing abilities}
Sure enough, Goku arrived a few min later… holding a little kid.
"Hi Goku!" Kuririn yelled, waving at his friend. "Who's the kid? Goku, babysitting? Well I'll be darned." {more FUNimation..} Goku smiled his goofy smile.
"He's my son" Everyone facevaulted… everyone except Watzu {she's kinda psychic.}
"What's his name?" She asked.
"His name is Gohan." Goku replied. Gohan bowed in respect, everyone else did so as well
{ yadda yadda yadda, so on and so forth… lets skip all the chit-chat and get strait to Radtiz's arrival}
Watzu's head jerked up, eyes wide. "No… it… it can't be…" she whispered under her breath.
"What?" Bulma asked. Goku Frowned.
"I feel it too…" he said. "Its huge, and evil…" Watzu's clenched her fists and they shook.
"So, after all these years… they've come back." she muttered.
"Who?" everyone asked (but Gohan, he was playing with turtle)
"Him" Watzu pointed to a tall dude with weird black and brown armor(who just landed) He had messy black hair that was longer then Watzu's. And he had something green covering his left eye.
"So we meet again Wakkoret." He said.
"Cut the crap Raditz! What do you want? Cause neither me OR Kakkorot are coming with you!" Watzu yelled at him.
" Kakkorot? Wakkoret? Raditz?" Everyone asked, looking at Watzu for an answer.
"Basically, he's #gesture to Raditz# an alien called a Saiya-jin. Goku is one too, his Saiya-jin name is Kakkorot. I'm a half breed. My Name was Wakkoret. Gohan is a half breed as well. Radtiz is here to 'collect' us." Watzu explained. Everyone's jaw dropped(except Roshi, Raditz, and Gohan {who is still playing with turtle})
"You forgot one thing…" Raditz mutterd.
"Aww shut up!" Watzu spat. " One more thing… bad Ol' Raditz here is your big bro, Goku."
"He's my brother?!?!?!?"
"Now that you mention it… you two DO look alike…" Bulma said.
"Enough chit-chat!" Raditz yelled. " I want Wakkoret and Kakkorot to come back to us!"
"Not a chance!" Goku and Watzu screamed at once.
"us?" Kuririn asked.
"Several years-"
"Shut up raditz! your stories are TOO long!!!" Watzu muttered. "Basicly the Saiya-jin home planet blew up, and only 4 ½ {Remember, Watzu is a half breed} survived. Raditz, Prince Vegeta, Nappa, Goku, and myself. Raditz and them wanna get us back so they can rule the universe. Sense I'm the only female, they mainly want me for mating purposes.. and re-starting the Saiya-jin race." Again, everyone's Jaw dropped.
"Erm.. yeah" Raditz said. "Now you two come with me!!!" he looked down at Gohan, and saw his tail. "Ill take the brat as well." he grabbed Gohan by the collar of his shirt {Enter crying and wailing sounds here}
"Put him down!" Goku yelled.
"Not unless you come with me." and he flew off.
"GOHAN!!!" Goku yelled, about to blast off after Raditz, when Watzu grabbed onto the back of Goku's shirt.
"Whoa there big guy. I knew you would rather go now and fight that block-head, but think here. He's over 2 times stronger then you are. We need to make a plan."
"I can help." a voice said from the sky. Everyone looked up.
" PICCILO!!!???"
"Yeah. I've faced that weed-head. I know how strong he is." Piccilo said. "I suggest we team up on this one, Goku. But after that we're enemy's again. Got it?"
"Yeah. I think it's a great idea." Goku said. "Bulma, we need to-"
"WAIT A MINET!!!" Watzu yelled. "WHAT ABOUT ME??? I KNOW THIS GUY BETTER THEN ANY OF YOU!!!!"
"well, um…" Goku scratched his the back of his head. "Ok"
"Wait Watzu," Master Roshi said. "I don't think its time yet. Besides, Piccilo and Goku can handle it themselves."
"Hmph. Ok, I'll stay here. But if they need me, I WILL fight!"
"Here." Bulma handed the Dragon Radar to Goku. "Use this to find Gohan."
"Thanks." Goku said. "NIMBUS!" He hopped on, and blasted off with Piccilo right behind him.
"Hey Watzu? What isn't it time for?" Kuririn asked.
"Erk…" Watzu had a big sweat drop on over her " Um well, I cant tell you because… I just cant!! and you'll find out when it IS time!!!"
"And Why does Roshi know and I don't??" Bulma hissed.
"Ill TELL YOU WHEN ITS TIME!!!!"
"WHEN IS THAT?"
"YOU'LL FIND OUT WHEN IT IS!!!" Watzu crossed her arms. "so DON'T ASK ABOUT IT AGAIN!" Her eyes widened, and she looked in the direction Raditz, Goku, and Piccilo went. {some time has paced to inform yaz}
"SHIT!" She yelled, blasting off before anyone could stop her.
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When she got there, Both Goku and Raditz we're dead (well, Goku was ALMOST dead.)
"Damnit!" She yelled. "I was too late!"
"Watzu…" Goku said quietly. " Raditz said that the 2 others would be here in a year…" He coughed.
" Goku, Stay with me!!" Watzu yelled, shaking him.
"Bye my friend… wish me back soon!" Goku breathed his last breath, then faded away.
"NO!" she yelled, holding back her tears. Goku was like a brother to her… then she heard something.
She pulled Raditz's scouter off of his face and put it on.
"Finally…" a voice all too familiar to her, said. "I can get ride of the Bitch Wakkoret."
"Yeah!" another, deeper, rougher voice said. "But what will we wish for?? Bring Raditz back? Make Wakkoret a full-blooded?"
"Think bigger Nappa" The 1st voice said.
"Giant Cheese cake?" Nappa suggested.
" DON'T BE DUMB!!!! we'll wish for IMMORTALITY!! Then I, Prince Vegeta, will be Ruler of this Universe!!" {enter evil cackling.}
Watzu crushed the scouter in her hand.
"DAMN!" she yelled gritting her teeth. "One year…
"'Til what?" Kuririn asked (he and the others just came)
"'Til a new enemy comes…"
End Part One of Saiya-jin Saga
