Disclaimer: Don't own so don't sue. Who is this sue anyways...
Ooooo Shiny...
Sirius was walking down the street one day when he saw something shiny on the floor.
"Ooooo, shiny..." He said, and picked it up. he felt a peculiar sensation. When he saw he was standing in a triangular room, he knew it was a portkey.
The walls of the room were painted a lovely shade of sky-blue-pink, and the floor was carpeted with nice yellow jelly. Suddenly, a drum rise came up through the floor with a man standidng on it.
"Ah, Black, nice to see you, ironic..." said Voldemort, but he was cut off when Sirius shouted "Die voldie-shorts!" And fired a rather large rocket launcher at voldemort, who exploded into a million pieces, along with the room.
"Hey, I was meant to do that!" said Harry "If I may point out, Dumbledore said that the prophecy didn't need to be fullfilled," Said Remus "Keep out of this wolf-boy!" Said Sirius
"You keep out of this dog-boy" Said James.
"You keep out of this deer-boy" Said Harry .
"Don't speak to your father like that!" said James
"Er, may I ask why Siriud and James are here when they're both dead?" Said Hermione. Suddenly, the clouds parted.
"That's what I'd like to know," Said God,"Come on you two, I've been looking for you everywhere" Then Sirius and James dissapeared,
so did God.
"Lovely!" Said Voldemort.
"Wait a min...whats... AAAH, THIS IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE"
Screamed Remus
Then suddenly, with all the all-knowing, all-powerful power of Remus Lupin, the Earth imploded. Good job they were on mars isn't it.
"Well at least my headache's gone!" Said Remus.
A/N: Well,I think half of that story is the word suddenly, but, oh well, who cares. If you're still reading now, you might like to review (pleeeeeaaaaaase) look, it's the little button down there.
