Dry Bowser and Toadette just finished yet another of their many adventures, with the duo having had quite a long time to get back home to the wild outskirts of the Mushroom Kingdom, with Dry Bowser brushing off his bones while going on as usual was Toadette farting, who was fanning her stinky air away from her as she was wearing her normal iconic pink dress.
"That definitely was an experience." Dry Bowser said as he finished getting all the dust of his bones. "I'm glad it's over."
"Oh how I wish I could do it again!" Toadette giggled as she blushed. "I love adventuring just as much as I love farting!"
"Of course you do." Dry Bowser dully noted in a dry tone as a warp opened nearby, causing the skeletal reptile to be quite surprised. "Eh? What could possibly pop up now?"
"Hopefully some new diapers. I'm really stinky today!" Toadette piped as she could feel how hot she was getting from her flatulent fungi fumes.
Suddenly an alternate version of Dry Bowser and Toadette emerged from the portal, with the different Dry Bowser having an explorer's hat on his skull while the distinct Toadette was in her treasure tracker outfit. And was all the fate of familiar girls, this version of her was also farty.
"Phew! I thought we would never get out of that train!" Archivist Toadette sighed of relief as she felt her flatulence taking the wind out of her, quite literally.
Alternate Dry Bowser scoffed, folding his bony arms together as he shook his head. "Well if you didn't keep looking around for gems, we wouldn't be having this problem!"
The original Dry Bowser and Toadette looked at each other as they wondered what was going on, with normal Toadette farting bassy poots to counter Captain Toadette's bubbly wet toots.
