Not Again

By SilverLady

Two figures were walking towards the door when suddenly the alarm went off.

"Freeze!" a voice shouted. "You two. Yeah, you with the braid and your buddy. Step away from the door and keep your hands where I can see them."

Heero sighed as he did what he was told. "Not again," he muttered.

The security guard motioned them to step over the wall. "Up against the wall and spread 'em."

"But…but.." Duo sputtered.

"Do it. Now."

Heero frowned as he assumed the position.

"Bill you frisk 'em. I've got them covered."

Heero tried not to flinch when cold hands were shoved up his shirt as the guard got a little enthusiastic about his job. "Nothing on him."

"Hey!" Duo yelped. "I didn't…."

"Then what's this?" the guard demanded, yanking an item from Duo's jacket. "And this…and this…and this."

Several minutes passed as the guard continued to remove things from Duo's person. It was hard to tell where he'd hidden it all.

"Watch it bud. That's still attached." Duo growled at one point.

"Okay, I think that's it. You two wait here while I write up the report." The guard stalked away, muttering under his breath about damn greedy people.

Heero sighed as he turned to glare at his partner. "Duo, how many times have I told you not to steal food from the all-you-can eat buffet?"