Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer (or anyone else for that matter).
A/N: Okay for everyone who loved Xander-isms, here is what I will call a follow-up. So in the words of Kel Mitchell 'Ah, here it goes'
Season 1 Episode 1 Welcome to the Hellmouth
Buffy was starting to feel a little freaked. Actually make that totally freaked.
"What do you want?"
Angel, trying to get some feeling, well un-feeling back in his neck from being knocked to the ground, "The same thing you do."
"Okay," she said taunting him, "What do I want?"
"To kill them, to kill them all," Angel said leaning towards her, with an evil smirk on his face."
"Sorry, that's incorrect. But, you do get this lovely watch and a year's supply of turtle wax. What I want is to be left alone." She replied storming off.
. . .
After insulting the vampire's outfit, she turns towards the female vamp.
"Now, we can do this the hard way or... well, actually, there's just the hard way," she says thinking about it.
"That's fine with me," the blonde vampire says.
"Are you sure? Now this is not gonna be pretty. We're talking violence, strong language, adult content."
. . .
She hands the librarian back the old books, stating that she was retired
"Hey, I know. Why don't you kill 'em?"
"I'm a Watcher, I-I haven't the skill."
"Oh, come on. A stake through the heart, a little sunlight. It's like falling off a log," she says trying to give him a pep talk. And get myself out of this mess.
"A-A Slayer slays, a Watcher..."
"Watches?" she questioned, cutting him off.
"Yes. No! He-he trains her, he-he-he prepares her...
"Prepares me for what?" she starts saying, with anger and resentment in her voice. "For getting kicked out of school? For losing all of my friends? For having to spend all of my time fighting for my life and never getting to tell anyone because I might endanger them? Go ahead! Prepare me." She glares at him, the huffs and walks out of the library.
