The Hardest Part of Breaking Up

The Hardest Part of Breaking Up

(Is Getting Back You're stuff)

A/N: This is a Draco/Hermione song fic. Only they're breaking up. And she's stealing all his stuff, hence the title, a 2ge+her song if u didn't know. This total fic is based on the song, but its not a "song-fic" because I'm 2 lazy to put the words in, but if you know the words, then you'll understand why my fic is kinda messed. LOLERS!!! ßme and Paper Caper's word!

Disclaimer: I don't any HP characters, the song this is based on belongs to 2ge+her which belongs to MTV.

"No, I can't believe you did that Draco! How could you cheat on me? I mean I thought that you love me!" yelled Hermione.

"Hey, baby, we can work it out. I do love you. I mean, when's the last time that we've been out?" said Draco.

"I can't believe you! Ok, now I'm leaving!" She picked up his jacket he had given her and left.

"Hey, I want my stuff back!"

She ignored him and left.

Draco was walking down the hall when he saw Hermione listening to music on HIS specially charmed Boom box! "I can't believe she took my boom box!" he thought to himself. He started to walk over to her when he noticed the CD case she was reading. It was Greenday! "That is my CD!" he yelled to Hermione.

She freaked and said, "D-Draco, I, um just wanted to have some music while I study! Ummmm… I gotta go." She ran off, still holding Greenday.

Draco was mad. That was his favorite CD! "AHHH!!! I AM GOING TO KILL THAT HERMIONE GRANGER," he screamed as he entered his room. He stormed into his closet and went to go feed his fish, and yes, he does have fish. But wait! His fish are gone! "AHHHHHHHHHH, not Spotty and Fruity and Bob! NO!!!." It seems that Hermione snuck into his room and stole all his fish! "Crabbe, ::cries hard:: I-I lost them, them all!"

Crabbe, who is actually a sensitive person, said, "Its ok, when my hampster, Psycoman got eaten by my ferret, it took time, but those wounds do heal ::pats Draco on the back::."

It was early the next morning and Hermione woke up to a pile of Draco's crap on her bed. She had slept on his jacket, while sucking her thumb. Even the goldfish were there. ::Ring-ring:: The "phone"ß even though electronics are not useable, Dumbledore installed a way to talk to other rooms. Hermione took Draco's as, well, memorabilia.

::Knock knock:: Hermione covered her junk and went to answer the door, but then it flew open! It was the Wizard Police! "The Wizlice"!

"We have an arrest warrant for the Klepomanic, Hermione Granger. Who is Hermione?" said a Wizlice.

"Umm…she is!" Hermione pointed out a random person. I mean, she couldn't ever damage her perfect everything with an arrest, now can she?

The Wizlice went over to the bed she pointed to and picked up the girl and carried her out the door. "Thanks for the help, miss."

"No problemo. Um.. close the door on the way out!" said Hermione. "Phew, Glad they didn't find all this crap! I'd be hauled off to Azkaban! I'm just happy that those weren't death eaters!"

Hermione did eventually give back all his crap and she went and married someone we don't know and Draco.. well he's still Draco.