The
Hardest Part of Breaking Up
(Is
Getting Back You're stuff)
A/N: This is a Draco/Hermione song fic. Only they're
breaking up. And she's stealing all his stuff, hence the title, a 2ge+her song
if u didn't know. This total fic is
based on the song, but its not a "song-fic" because I'm 2 lazy to put the words
in, but if you know the words, then you'll understand why my fic is kinda
messed. LOLERS!!! ßme and Paper Caper's word!
Disclaimer: I don't any HP characters, the song this
is based on belongs to 2ge+her which belongs to MTV.
"No, I can't believe you did that Draco! How
could you cheat on me? I mean I thought that you love me!" yelled Hermione.
"Hey,
baby, we can work it out. I do love
you. I mean, when's the last time that
we've been out?" said Draco.
"I
can't believe you! Ok, now I'm leaving!" She picked up his jacket he had given her and left.
"Hey,
I want my stuff back!"
She
ignored him and left.
Draco
was walking down the hall when he saw Hermione listening to music on HIS specially
charmed Boom box! "I can't believe she took my boom box!" he thought to
himself. He started to walk over to her
when he noticed the CD case she was reading. It was Greenday! "That is my CD!" he yelled to Hermione.
She
freaked and said, "D-Draco, I, um just wanted to have some music while I study!
Ummmm… I gotta go." She ran off, still holding Greenday.
Draco
was mad. That was his favorite CD!
"AHHH!!! I AM GOING TO KILL THAT
HERMIONE GRANGER," he screamed as he entered his room. He stormed into his closet and went to go
feed his fish, and yes, he does have fish. But wait! His fish are gone!
"AHHHHHHHHHH, not Spotty and Fruity and Bob! NO!!!." It seems that Hermione
snuck into his room and stole all his fish! "Crabbe, ::cries hard:: I-I lost
them, them all!"
Crabbe,
who is actually a sensitive person, said, "Its ok, when my hampster, Psycoman
got eaten by my ferret, it took time, but those wounds do heal ::pats Draco on the back::."
It
was early the next morning and Hermione woke up to a pile of Draco's crap on
her bed. She had slept on his jacket,
while sucking her thumb. Even the
goldfish were there. ::Ring-ring:: The
"phone"ß even though electronics are not useable,
Dumbledore installed a way to talk to other rooms. Hermione took Draco's as,
well, memorabilia.
::Knock
knock:: Hermione covered her junk and went
to answer the door, but then it flew open! It was the Wizard Police! "The
Wizlice"!
"We
have an arrest warrant for the Klepomanic, Hermione Granger. Who is Hermione?" said a Wizlice.
"Umm…she
is!" Hermione pointed out a random person. I mean, she couldn't ever damage her
perfect everything with an arrest, now can she?
The
Wizlice went over to the bed she pointed to and picked up the girl and carried
her out the door. "Thanks for the help,
miss."
"No
problemo. Um.. close the door on the way out!" said Hermione. "Phew, Glad they
didn't find all this crap! I'd be
hauled off to Azkaban! I'm just happy
that those weren't death eaters!"
Hermione
did eventually give back all his crap and she went and married someone we don't
know and Draco.. well he's still Draco.
