Hello! I'm here with more of my madness and stupidity! This was co- written years ago with my friend and fellow author, The Unforgivable. Hope you like!

Summary: While looking for a way to get even with the twins, Ginny finds an interesting book that may make her re-think her outlook on 'The Noble Sport of Wizards.'

The Beater's Bible
By: Brown Eyed Faerie

Prologue

Ginny Weasley crept into her twin brothers' room, hoping that no one heard her. She was livid and shaking from head to toe. "I'm going to rip their guts out when I find them! The nerve of them, lacing my food with their newest pranks! Particularly when they involve my hair changing to what ever colour someone HAPPENS to mention! Especially when Mum is talking about her issues with the ghoul pelting sludge coloured goo! Oh they're gonna pay!" As Ginny crept around the room, she looked for anything that she could use to blackmail and/or kill them. The only thing she could discern in the usual mess that was the twins' room was a small black book on the floor. Picking it up, she turned it to the front cover and read the faded gold gilt lettering.

"The Beater's Bible. This should be interesting..." Ginny read off the front. She quickly shoved some things off of who ever the bottom bunk belonged to at the moment's bed and sat down and began to read...


Ok, so this is really just a prologue. I thought there'd be no sense into just ploughing headlong into a bunch of hilarious rules. The next chapter is the actual book. TTFN R&R!

-Brown Eyed Faerie-