Family Matters

By: Naruto-chan25

Starring: Akatsuki and Family

Chapter One: Leader's Idea

"Okay, to make sure everyone is here when I say you're name you say here? Okay?" said Leader, looking around the room.

Kisame leaned closer to Itachi and whispered. "Couldn't he just count us? There are only 10 members."

"SILENCE KISAME!!!" Leader screamed. Silence. "Kisame." Silence. "Kisame!"

"What!?" Kisame replied.

"SAY HERE!!!"

"You know I'm here!"

"SAY IT!!!"

"HERE!"

"Itachi."

"Hn. Here."

"Hidan."

"Here."

"Kukuzu."

"Here."

"Deidara."

"Here h'm."

"Tobi."

"Tobi present!"

"Good boy... ... ... Er... Uh... Zetsu? Is that it?"

"Here. I should kill you. Me? No, Leader. Oh."

"Konan."

"Here."

"WE ONLY HAVE 9 MEMBERS! STUPID SASORI!!! WHY DID YOU DIE!!!"

"Just get to the point, P... Leader," said Konan.

"I JUST REALIZED LEADER SAID KONAN'S NAME AND NOW WE KNOW IT!" Kisame yelled.

"Oops. Anyway, we're going to have a family night! Isn't that great!?" asked Leader.

"Explain," said Itachi.

"TOBI GOOD BOY!!!"

"Okay. I want everyone to bring one family member for tomorrow night. If they want to kill you then just, I don't know, make a deal with the Kage or something stupid like that. GO!!!"

All the Akatsuki members left to go get their brother, sister, cousin, mother, father, etc. for the Akatsuki family night.

TBC?

Yup, that's chapter one. Yup. If you happen to read this please review. I'll love you forever if you do. And I'll give you a cookie! I know this chapter was short but it was more of an introduction anyway. The next chapter will be longer. Do be nice I'll give you a preview or something.

Preview: Next time! Itachi goes to Konoha to get Sasuke. One of the other Akatsuki members wants to tag along. Who is this other member? And who is his relative?

There, I gave you a preview. Be nice and review for me, okay? The next chapter will be up shortly.

Note to Self: Update other stories.