A/N: okay so apparently it confuses some people that Anne calls it Wonderland when the blue caterpillar clearly stated that she was in Underland. this makes sense if you have watched the movie i promise. also i am changing the introduction because it sucks.
Anne slowly regained her consciousness completely and utterly confused. Where was she? The last thing she remembered was the sensation of falling her long blonde hair whipping around her face. Her fingers flexed stretched out against the ground; she was laying on grass. she slowly fluttered her eyes open. She saw a row of feet varying in size and texture.
"She-she's awake!" said the voice of the owner of the white, furry, rabbit feet. "Oh we're late, we're late!"
The owner of the quite small, pink rodent feet said, "Wake up, you great lug!"
Anne, still not completely awake, said in her heavy English accent, "Oh alright, give me a second." And as she stood up and instinctively dusted off her dress, she finally took in her surroundings. "Curiouser and curiouser. Where am i?" she said more to herself than to the creatures surrounding her which seemed to include a white rabbit, a small mouse, two rather fat, identical boys, and a dodo bird.
Ignoring her question, the white rabbit said, "Hurry, hurry!" With that both of Anne's arms where grabbed by one of the boys and started walking down a dirt path through the unworldly area she was trapped in.
"It's not been your turn!" one of the boys said. they both started bickering between each other but Anne had already drowned them out and was allowing them to lead her blindly. Turn for what she thought this is quite an unusual predicament. I think that once I return home I shall write about this. Suddenly, someone jabbed her in the arm. she looked over to see who had done this and saw that everyone was looking at her.
"What?" she asked, "Have I missed something?"
"Absolem has asked you a question." the white rabbit said in pure shock at the audacity of it.
"Absolem? Who's Absolem?"
"I am." said a voice in front of Anne; she turned her head and saw a large, blue caterpillar sitting on a giant mushroom in front of her.
"Oh well how nice to meet you." said Anne trying not to forget her manners.
"Yes, quite. And who are you?" asked the blue caterpillar sitting before me.
"I am Anne Kingsleigh. I am the daughter of Alice Kingsleigh and James Beckham." I replied in the assertive tone my mother had always made me practice. "And if you don't mind my asking, where am I presently?"
"Why, my dear, you are in Underland."
"Wonderland? How curious. Have you any idea in which direction I should be heading?" suddenly a cat floating in the air appeared as if from a premonition. The smile on his wide face showed in an exceedingly odd way that made Anne's skin crawl.
"Perhaps I could be of assistance with that." The creature said with a tilt of his head.
"Oh, aren't you quite the peculiar thing! Would you mind explaining what you just did there?" she said gesturing to the area around the floating cat with a slightly shaky hand. Never show fear, father always said that showing fear is your greatest weakness; although he never mentioned anything quite like this she thought to herself I would surely remember that.
All of a sudden the cat seemed to evaporate and then reappeared behind her saying, "Oh, my dear, that was simple evaporation."
"Oh, of course and who might you be?"
"Why I'm a Cheshire cat. You may call my Chessur. And where is it you would like to go?"
"Well, Chessur, I'm not sure where I would like to go since I'm not sure where I am or where I am supposed to be."
"I'll take you to the Hare and the Hatter but that's the end of it." Chessur said in an assertive tone. He started off through the deranged surroundings and as she was about to start to diagnose the odd vegetation surrounding her; Chessur turned around and asked in an inquisitive tone, "Are you coming?"
"Of course," Anne might have been at her wits end but if there was one thing that was completely and utterly true about her it was that she never turned down an adventure, "wouldn't miss it for the world."
