"I'm just saying, can you please help me with the experiments!"

"I've already told you: I'M BUSY!"

"That's no way to talk to a superior officer!"

"'Superior officer' my horrendously maimed left hand! We both know that agents are subordinate to doctors, even low-ranking ones!"

"Fine, be that way!"

"You know, if you went through half of what I went through, you'd be in a padded cell!"

"Whatever."

Agent Lebidowsky stormed out of the observation chamber, leaving Doctor Four to his testing.

/

"You know, it's considered rude not to answer."

"..."

"Not that you'd know, being an orphan."

"..."

"I don't know why I put up with you."

"..."

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