"I'm just saying, can you please help me with the experiments!"
"I've already told you: I'M BUSY!"
"That's no way to talk to a superior officer!"
"'Superior officer' my horrendously maimed left hand! We both know that agents are subordinate to doctors, even low-ranking ones!"
"Fine, be that way!"
"You know, if you went through half of what I went through, you'd be in a padded cell!"
"Whatever."
Agent Lebidowsky stormed out of the observation chamber, leaving Doctor Four to his testing.
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"You know, it's considered rude not to answer."
"..."
"Not that you'd know, being an orphan."
"..."
"I don't know why I put up with you."
"..."
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First person to figure out the two fictional universes involved in this document wins a special prize! Note: special prizes do not exist.
