I looked out the window at the people going by. It was a lovely and hot day in Spain, my current place of residence, thanks to Sensei. She, again, had talked out families into letting me go into Europe with her to visit her family. And this time we're visiting her relatives in Spain.

A cheery waiter with tan skin, brown eyes, and brown hair walked over to us.

"Hola, and welcome to Café Spain! Can I get you senorita's anything?" He asked.

"I'll have a Coke," Sensei said.

"I'll have an iced tea," I said. The man nodded and left, going into the back where the register was and telling something to the man working the register. The register worker was also tan, with brown hair, but this time he had hazel eyes and a curly hair. The curly hair man said something back in an angry tone and went to work.

"So what's new at school?" Sensei asked me.

"I wouldn't know, I'm not in it." I replied back to her.

"Now why's that?"

" Could it be because I'm in a café in Spain?"

"Maybe." Sensei licked her lips and looked up for a moment.

"Let me rephrase it then. What are the trends that are new in your grade?" She asked, brushing her white-blonde bangs out of her eyes.

"Oh, y'know, the usual. Girls are spazzes and gossips, the teachers are clueless, The Blanch still Blanchifies the choir classes, and to the boys EVERYTHING is 'gay'." I said, snorting and wishing I had a drink to snort into.

"Gay?"

"Yeah." Sensei shook her head and muttered something. I couldn't hear it, but it was probably some swears. But, who knows?

"Here are your drinks," The cashier said, his voice was surprisingly Italian. Well, I just wasn't expecting and immigrant, that's all.

"Thank you," Sensei and I said in unison.

"Hey, Romano! Come here for a sec!" The Spanish one said. Romano promptly burst into a string of blasphemies that shouldn't be said in such a…public setting (though, it was just me and Sensei in there). I was really tempted to use a few of those blasphemies myself, but I caught Sensei's stern look. So I let it be and went to my iced tea.