A/N: Meep. XD Hiy, everyone. Long time, no stories, huh? D: well, I decided it was finally time to update. I'd thought about writing this story back in the summer, but never got around to it. xD So here it is now.
A few things to note: the title- I don't know. XD It's random. It's great. Also, I've named the lead Goth kid Robert, as in the lead singer of The Cure, for convenience. if I'm wrong or something, just let me know. XD Also, don't read if you don't like yaoi. -shifty eyes- Okay, I'll shut up now and let you guys read. Enjoy :b
Goth Balls
"Oh, shut the fuck up, Eric. You so didn't see that."
"Stop being an asshat, Token! Why the hell is it so hard for you to believe me?"
"Because you're a lying fatass, Cartman," I said bluntly. I kinda blinked at that and looked over to Cartman, who looked very unimpressed. I almost half-grinned, but I didn't want to get into a big argument with Cartman at lunch for once in my life.
Cartman took a deep breath, smoothed out the cuffs on his army green jacket he got from Germany last summer, and shot me one of those glares that make me gulp lately. Why does Cartman seem so much more intimidating these days? Maybe it's just because of how tall he is now, or just how disturbed he seems this year...
"Kahl, why do you insist on barking random insults at me while I'm trying to have a casual discussion with my dear friend Token?" Cartman asked smoothly.
At that, Stan snickered across from me. I looked at him and watched as he pushed some black hair out of his eyes and smile. Now that made me grin. Just because...
"Hello? Earth to Kahl?" Cartman said. I rolled my eyes at him and set my plastic fork onto my lunch tray. "Sorry, Cartman. Go ahead," I said. I glanced at Stan once Cartman turned back to Token and smiled when my eyes met Stans.
Such a... I dunno, just a good feeling. It always has been, but over the years, it's just... more.
I raised my hand and patted my green hat down against my head and then twirled a finger through a red curl of hair. It's hard not to wonder if Stan thinks the same thing when he looks at me that way.
"I guess it's just kinda instinct for you after all these years to diss Cartman at opportune times, huh?" Stan asked, resting an elbow on the lunch table and grinning at me.
I laughed and quickly just reminded myself how... insane Stan looked that day. Well, more like, how insane Stan made me feel, always... but, in a good way. Wearing that plain, fitted black t-shirt and classy, leather-strapped watch I got him last Christmas... he looked so casual, but amazing...
"Oh yeah, dude," I replied, pushing my tray away from me until it hits Stans tray in front of me. "Where's Kenny?"
Stan turned his head to look in the lunch line behind him. "I dunno," he said, turning back to me and shrugging. "I'm kinda glad he isn't here to hear the shit Cartman's saying about him, though."
Cartman turned away from Token again and looked at Stan to his left. I smiled and looked away. Was Cartman PMSing or something?
"It isn't 'shit', you faggot! I swear on Mr. Kitty's fucking grave that I saw Kenny making out with that red-haired Goth kid yesterday!" Cartman shot at Stan angrily.
"Oh, come on, Cartman! Kenny's a slut, but he's not a fucking queer!" Stan retorted. For some reason, Stans words made my heart ache a little. I bit my lip and looked at the wall clock. When does lunch end again?
I heard Kenny's laughter at that moment. "Nice to know what you think of me, Stan." I looked towards Stan again and saw Kenny standing behind him and Cartman, with his usual laid-back smile on his face. His thick orange and brown hoodie was unzipped halfway, revealing to the world that he's actually a scrawny, underfed sixteen year old underneath. He flicked some of his messy blonde hair out of his eyes and eyed op the space between my two friends; of which I had totally different feelings towards. "Move over, lard ass," Kenny said as he tried to squeeze in between Cartman and Stan.
"Sorry, dude..." Stan said when Kenny finally got seated. "You know I don't mean that as a... bad thing... uh..." Stan trailed off stupidly. I blinked and cocked my head at Kenny, who as just smiling and shaking his head. I was actually curious what Kenny had to say about the rumor, now.
"Come on, Ken," Cartman pleaded. "You know you did it. I overheard him tell Robert when I was hanging out with Henrietta this morning."
"You were with Henrietta this morning?" Craig asked from my left, a few seats down. "You two back together?" I immidiately looked at Cartman to read his reaction to Craigs question. If there's one thing that gets Cartman going, it's any mention of his on and off relationship with that fat Goth chick.
...If I said that Henrietta was fat in front of Cartman one more time, though, I know he'd beat the shit out of me.
"No," Cartman replied emotionlessly. "She's dating Damien again," he said, turning away from Craig and back to Kenny. That was obviosuly the end of THAT conversation. "So, Kenny?"
Stan, Cartman and I all stared at Kenny as he inhaled a questionable slice of meat on his styrofoam plate. Once he swallowed a big mouthful, he looked at all of us and nodded, with a big grin on his face. "I never knew what good kissers guys could be."
I felt my jaw hang open and my eyebrows shoot up. "No way dude!"
Stan was just laughing and I caught him glancing at me a few times while doing so. It seemed like he wanted to see my reaction to Kenny's news.
Cartman just crossed his arms and closed his eyes, smiling triumphantly. "I told you retards."
"Ngh- Christ, Kenny! Does this mean you're gay now? Augh!" Tweek asked from beside Craig, who was crossing his arms and had his eyebrows raised at Kenny at the question.
Kenny was ignoring all the attention pretty well, as he wolfed down another slab of meat. Where the hell did he get all that food, anyways? He must've gotten all that extra crap from the girls or something... do those chicks ever eat?!
"No," Kenny said simply, shoving an uncooked looking french fry in his mouth. "I just like kissing people in general," he continued, smiling at Tweek.
"Agh!" Tweek yelped, looking away. Kenny laughed.
"But that isn't the most interesting thing I figured out last night," Kenny said, finally stopping the feeding frenzy for a moment. Cartman stopped adjusting the collar on his jacket to look at Kenny.
I rested my hands on my lap and played with the hem of my brown buttoned shirt habitually as I stared at my blonde friend. "Oh?"
"Yeah," he said, turning to me, and then to Stan. My best friend mimicked my actions and stared at Kenny expectantly.
"You won't believe this, Stan."
Stan ran his eyes over all the guys at the table and let them linger on me, making a wave of... some kind of emotion spread through me before his attention was focused on Ken again. "Uh, what, dude?"
Kenny licked his lips. "When we were walking to Denny's afterwards, he asked me if I'd ever kissed you before."
I heard Tweek yelp and saw Craig shake his head from the corner of my eye, but I wasn't focused on them at all. I felt my eyes shoot wide open and my hands grab the table for no apparent reason. That Goth kid... asked... What?!
"What?!" Stan cried, as if reading my mind. I watched Stan's pale face redden quickly and he shot a glance at me. I felt my insides churn and I craved for someone to continue talking.
Kenny just laughed. "It gets better," he said, obviously dying to get the rest out. I was dying to hear it, too. I usually wasn't one for all the high school drama, but this... was Stan we're talking about...
Stan was rubbing his arm anxiously and swallowed hard. "Kay, what else, then?..."
"He said, and I'll quote him here, 'Well... that Goth wannabe is one sexy little fuck, and I'd like to give him a good taste of the darkness and his future addiction'," Kenny said, smiling like a dumb shit and staring at Stan after he got it all out.
I felt my heart stop and I looked at Stan. My... my best friend. My... Stan. The one who I've shared all my good memories with, the one I've grown up to care for more than anyone, the one who's made me question my own sexuality, was...
Smiling like an idiot.
A/N: So there's the first chapter for you guys. :D I kept it short(ish :B) to just kinda get an idea from you all what you think of it sofar. :b So please review, my lovelies :D Toodles for now.
