First thing is first. This is a story about what happens when a fanfictioneer writes a story. Also, -I am not gay. You may think I am gay after reading this, but I am not. I was just REALLY bored in study hall. Hope it makes you laugh!

Finn looked around. Why was he here, in Disneyland, Paris? DHI servers hadn't been installed there yet. This had to be a dream.

"Hey, Finn."

Finn spun around to see Maybeck leaning against a lamppost. Finn had seen this pose when Maybeck was hitting on a pretty girl from Kansas. He had struck out big time. The girl had thrown her lemonade in his face, stinging his eyes.

"Come here often?" Maybeck said with a wink.

Finn stared at Maybeck. Then it hit him. Maybeck was flirting with him!

Maybeck stepped forward. "Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?"

Okay, whoa. Usually Maybeck was needlessly cool, but now he was just being pathetic. Finn took a step back. He glanced over his shoulder to search for an exit route. Maybeck grabbed Finn's shoulder before he could run.

"Don't leave." He said. "I'm just trying to say that… I have a thing for you."

Finn gawked at Maybeck in disbelief. He couldn't think of anything to say. He was too shocked to move. Maybeck gazed into Finn's eyes.

Then Maybeck made his move. He tilted Finn's chin up and kissed him. Finn's eyes went wide. He wanted to push Maybeck away, but for some odd reason he was forced to stay still and endure the kiss.

Finally, Maybeck let go of Finn and stepped back. Finn's expression was pure shock. He opened his mouth to say something, but Maybeck cut him off by pressing a finger to Finn's lips.

"Shush…" Maybeck whispered. "Don't talk."-He glanced over his shoulder nervously-"I must go. Save me a dance tomorrow at the dance."

Maybeck gave Finn a wink and left, leaving Finn completely and utterly bewildered.

After many moments of awkward silence, Finn turned to go. He shook his head in disapproval.

People on Fanfiction will go to great lengths to be noticed. Finn thought, What a world.

R&R!