Everyone knows that Vegeta hates Goku and Goku thinks he had took enough shit from Vegeta so in this fanfic Goku is gonna stand up for himself so lets get into the story and there will be ghetto shit, cussing, fighting, slapping and fucking so thats it Disclaimer:I dont own Dragon Ball Z it belongs to Akira Toriyama and if i did there would be extreme fighting every single frame of the episode
Chichi: Goku honey we need to talk
Goku: Okay
Chichi: Dont okay me fuck nigga
Goku: What do you want to talk about dumb bitch
Chichi: Call me that again unless you tryna end up on the news
Goku: What the fuck do you want you wasting my time
Chichi: Shut the fuck up then
Goku: Im finna go train
Chichi: Nigga im tryna get a divorce
Goku: (Tf did this bitch just say to me) I dont even care hoe it dosent even matter you been the side chick ever since we got married i was fuckin with someone else while yo ass was cleaning this dirty old broke down ass house
Gohan: Hey dad
Goku: Hey Gohan
Chichi: Grab ya son grab ya shit and get the fuck out of my house
Goku: Okay i would be glad to leave yo camel fat hairy blubber ass back yo fuckin back look like a damn gorrila hairy stank pussy bitch aye Gohan go get yo shit and you better not bring any of those boring ass books
Gohan: Damn bitch you just got owned
Chichi: I HATE YOU GOKU LEAVE MY HOUSE
Goku: How me and Gohan calm and you over here yelling like a damn hooligan see thats how i know yo ass a wild animal you lucky i got self control cause if i didnt yo ass would be getting manhandled right now
Gohan: Okay dad im ready to leave
Goku: Good also Chichi i took all yo lightbulbs and I cut the power lines so no power for yo bum ass and i took all yo food
Gohan: Sorry mom but i pissed on yo clothes and lit them on fire so no clothes for you and i took all yo money
Goku: Bye bitch have a great life without me and your gonna be homeless soon cause i was the only gettin money since i was winning tournaments and all you did was nag, cook and clean and you barely did a good job of cleaning so your gonna be homeless without shit and no nigga is gonna pick up a bum bitch from the streets BYE WHORE
Gohan: BYE BITCH
Chichi: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED
Vegeta: Fuck no woman
Bulma: Get a fuckin job nigga
Vegeta: Get a fuckin life bitch
Bulma: You swear up and down you do shit important
Trunks: WHAT BILLS DO YOU PAY NIGGA
Vegeta: I PAY BILLS BOY
Trunks: When was the last time you payed any bills
Vegeta: Last month
Trunks: If i remember correctly you stole my moms money and payed for the light bill when she was out having a party basically what im tryna say is that you stole money
Bulma: Damn Trunks calm down
Trunks: I am calm anyways im gonna go buy some new video games HEY GOTEN YOU WANNA COME WITH ME TO GAMESTOP TO BUY GTA 5 AND OTHER COOL GAMES
Goten: SURE LEMME GET READY
Trunks: OKAY
Bulma: Just get a job Vegeta
Vegeta: Fine woman
Goten: You ready Trunks
Trunks: I was born ready
Goten: Wait how much zeni you got
Trunks: I got 543678041 zeni
Goten: Awesome okay lets go and when your in gamestop im gonna be in walmart getting snacks
Trunks: You tryna take the car or fly
Goten: Lets fly
Gohan: Dad where are we going
Goku: We are going to bulmas house
Gohan: What do you think Chichi is doing
Goku: She probably suckin dick at the strip club
Gohan: Dad i have to tell you something
Goku: Okay hit me
Gohan: I fucked Chichi
Goku: You act like i never knew that
Gohan: So you dont care
Goku: Do you think that if i care i would win a prize
Gohan: No
Goku: Lets go to the store before we go to bulmas
Gohan: We can just steal everything we want instead of paying you know that right
Goku: Stealing is bad Gohan
Gohan: Dad we are saiyans we can move as fast as we want we can clean out that whole store in the blink of an eye we are basically a blur to humans
Goku: You right
Gohan: And expect me to steal all of their snacks
Goku: And expect me to steal all of their food
Gohan: We have alot in common
Goku: We eat alot
Gohan: We train alot
Goku: We fuck alot
Gohan: We steal alot
Goku: We just have hella shit in common
Gohan: And we be killin niggas
Goku: I killed Frieza
Gohan: I killed cell
Goku: I Killed Kid Buu
Gohan: I killed Bojack
Goku: We be killin shit my nigga
Gohan: We are just fuckin savages
Goku: When i married Chichi i thought that bitch was a sadomasochistic psuedo bitch
Gohan: When i came out her stank pussy i thought that bitch was a mental patient
Goku: That bitch built like an abomination
Gohan: I caught that bitch suckin her dad dick that nigga shit was microscopic not even exaggerating thought that hoe was just lookin at a non-existent pussy
Goku: Okay lets go into the store now people probably lookin at us
