To be sung in the tune of Aaron Carter's "Boom,Slam,Shaq" or as you can call it "That's How I Beat Shaq"

It just started with a visit out to the castle
To find out what happened after the blast
Mario stepped up the steps and opened the door
And that's when thing started happening fast!

Repeat
BOOM, BOOM
A shadow cleared the room
Like SLAM, SLAM
A Bomb-omb went KABLAM
Oh! JAM, JAM
I swear that I told you the facts
How Mario beat the match!
Repeat

He heard a weird song and turned to see
Ness comin' in with lots to be
On the other side was such a con
It was the that strange little yellow pokemon

Mario knew he'd fight for life
Did a back flip and landed on a crate
Pikachu advanced menacingly
But the little rat had soon met his fate

Repeat
BOOM, BOOM
A shadow cleared the room
Like SLAM, SLAM
A Bomb-omb went KABLAM
Oh! JAM, JAM
I swear that I told you the facts
How Mario beat the match!
Repeat

With Pikachu in the corner burning hot,
Mario put Ness on the spot
With Ness doin' a double take
Mario threw a flower and let Ness bake

Then suddenly it happened all too fast
Mario got a kick in the %^$
He turned around to see D.K.
And the falcon that never just goes away

Repeat
BOOM, BOOM
A shadow cleared the room
Like SLAM, SLAM
A Bomb-omb went KABLAM
Oh! JAM, JAM
I swear that I told you the facts
How Mario beat the match!
Repeat

The plumber in red did a Suicide Dive
And Captain Falcon fell down and cried
Mario took a banana and did a shoot the moon
And when Dk didn't look he knocked silly as a LOON.

With evils dispatched and all is done
He went off to go find his hun.
When he got to her room he saw the sign,
"I'm out of town so I'm just fine."

Repeat
BOOM, BOOM
A shadow cleared the room
Like SLAM, SLAM
A Bomb-omb went KABLAM
Oh! JAM, JAM
I swear that I told you the facts
How Mario beat the match!
Repeat