Dialga writes a guide on how to deal with the enemy Palkia read on to find out and please review.

(Who is Palkia?)

Palkia is a crazy,mental,ready to burst any moment legendary.Possibly the FIRST WORST legendary compared to Cresselia. Damn Arceus for creating her and what the hell was she thinking making that idiot my counterpart, Hell I even be better off with Shaymin as my counterpart. If you ever encounter her,one word, Be nice to her!Otherwise you want to get yourself nearly killed just like I did when the both of us were fighting in between dimensions.

(What to do when your confronted by the enemy?)

Three words, RUN LIKE HELL! Run like you"ve never run before! Unless you want to be stupid enough like me to actually confront her and insult her. There"s something you should know about Palkia. She"s a walking detonater which might detonate any moment. If you accidently press the trigger, Your dead. She"ll attack you like hell without any remorse.

( What not to ask her?)

1st What the hell did I do?!

2nd What"s gotten into you?

(What not to say to her?)

1st Go to hell

2nd Drop dead you asshole

3rd Your drunk dude

4th Your to petrified to think properly.

(What to say to her?)

Either sweetalk her or

compliment her as thats the only way I could think of. All in all, if you use this guidebook correctly, then you might be able to survive a day or two with her. All depends on how you use it.

Results may vary so try your luck.

'Finally I"m done,I hope those people who meets Palkia will know what to say and what not to say" Dialga said to himself as he checked for spelling mistakes until... "Dialga!Will you get down here please?!" Dialga quickly hide his manual from her. "This is gonna be a one hell of a day

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