::We see a dimly lit room with our *cough* beloved author sitting on a couch::

Yami-chan: Hello, and welcome to the disclaimer. As you all know, I'm a.... humble person.

Pepper: Translation; poor.

Yami-chan: ::clears throat:: Um, thanks Peppy. So, as you should know, I don't own that much.

Pepper: Translation; I lives in a shack.

Yami-chan: ::rolls eyes:: Whatever. Anyway, I own myself and Pepper. My brother, Kakashi, owns... well, himself. I think he also owns Gobu, even if I did the freakin' story on him.

Pepper: Translation; There are bitter feelings towards my brother.

Yami-chan: Will you shut up!!?? Anyway, my cousin, Q.T., owns himself, too.

Pepper: Translation; I don't know why the hell I put him in this story.

Yami-chan: ::sighs:: And the rest of the anime characters belong to their respective owners.

Pepper: Translation; I want Xellos so much it hurts.

Yami-chan: Anyway, on with the story.

Pepper: Translation; please review, I have no life.

Yami-chan: ::sighs:: Please just leave me alone, Pepper.